Gravy_Vampire

LBCC Alum, soon to be Long Beach State. Actively indulging in the fitness life. Lebatard show or bust. most of what I say is satire.

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First tweet in ages, but hey, guess who graduate in a few weeks?

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@ScottKaplan Tarik Cohen and JuJu Smith-Schuster are also jewish...

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@velvetpearson obviously a satire and clearly dark, but i thought it could be a good idea to run with. Any thoughts? I know this is insanely random, lol.

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@velvetpearson leveled that same popular business block. Unfortunately, several live were lost and most of the block destroyed. However, the architect's building remains unblemished. While the world mourns, the architect is trying to find a way to promote his superior design.

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@velvetpearson I had an idea for a short story I wanted to run by you, Velvet. Imagine an architect who has just had his grand design unveiled on a popular business block in the greater Los Angeles area. However, that same day tragedy strikes, a successful terrorist attack has...

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@roybelly Hell yea roy!!!

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@DMC_Ryan If not for fan boys this whole foundation ypu have might not be possible.

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@LemonLassie It's ok, not my favorite but ill eat it.

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What the bleep happened to the Kentucky fraud chickens? @DanLeBatardShow @MichaelRyanRuiz @Stugotz790

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@LAIreland just now listening to today's show, you guy left this out.

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Dan "chow boy' macaroni #mmanames @DanLeBatardShow

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@ComedyBangBang I think @eggy_boom has set the record for fewest appearances that led to CBB hall of fame stardom.

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@SteveThreeP0 You're dead to me.

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The amount of people who ask me about my sports opinions, compared to the lack of interest in my take on current events, is really mind boggling.

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Remember when we could find enjoyment detached from a phone? I miss those days. I need to pick up a book or something.

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@MichaelRyanRuiz pretty sure Zak's daughter died during shoots of the movie. Dial it down Mike

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Great, Joe Thomas just made the football versus soccer debate a harder battle to win for football players @MichaelRyanRuiz @Stugotz790

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I would rather play a round, maybe even 2, of Russian roulette than take a bare knuckle punch from Mike Tyson! @Stugotz790 @MichaelRyanRuiz @DanLeBatardShow

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@MichaelRyanRuiz It doesn't hold up, bruh.