I’ll drink your delicious brain.

Author of a new book called Oddities. Because we've all been lonely weirdos at some point in our lives. And no one wants to eat ham alone.

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Oddities is part memoir, part travelogue, and part LSD-tinged gonzo essay collection. Because we've all been lonely weirdos at some point in our lives. And no one wants to eat ham alone.

Available on Amazon. Getchoo some.
https://t.co/9v7aH2oQLe

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@CDeBenedetti I raise my codpiece in Their honor!

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@CDeBenedetti This is the ninth greatest photo ever taken. Peter Criss with the bloody bandana like he just wandered off the battlefield. Perfection.

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@LombardiHimself Will you be going to BlueSky? Love your analysis but this place is awful now. Would love to follow you over there.

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@Coach_Yac You gonna be on BlueSky? So much better than this place.

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@Squidthusiast Hello

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@AshaRangappa_ @Starbucks You can log into Spain’s app store:

“go to phone Settings, tap your Apple ID, then select "Media & Purchases," "View Account," and change your "Country/Region" to the desired location; you may need to add a valid payment method for that region to complete the change.”

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@HouseOfHorrorCo THE EXORCIST

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@k8siegel I hear you and I love it. I watched it last night and what a gloriously bonkers movie. So, so good.

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@flanaganfilm This is awesome! I wish more filmmakers would do this.

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@JoshTFox__ This sounds like a compliment. Many people think the icing is the best part.

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@girlsreallyrule Way back in the day, we used to take a whole cube of butter and add finely ground or chopped weed and saute’ in a sauce pan for like ten minutes, then mix it in the cookie or brownie batter and bake as normal.

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@JRubinBlogger @JenRubin9 I’m not really digging Threads, BlueSky seems marginally better. But I’ll look for you over there.

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@MuellerSheWrote @TheRichFromCali You’re right—but let’s make them publicly go through the motions. Let’s get it on record one more time.

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@MuellerSheWrote So where does the House race stand overall? Any chance for Dems or no?

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@BeardofDarkness Self-published author here. Would love to get my book in his new store.

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@TheRickWilson Hey Rick—are you on any other platforms? Need to leave this hellscape but want to keep following you

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@LombardiHimself Are you on Threads or Bluesky? Leaving this hellscape playform but want to keep following you

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@JJohnsonLaw I PROJECT THAT I DO NOT YET HAVE A MILLION DOLLARS IN MY CHECKING ACCOUNT

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@7Smite4 What state are you in?

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@TrueFactsStated Just look at that GLORIOUS head of hair!