bonked mamí

🅱️loodthirsty ny times bestseller

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john mayer is america’s lesbian

[ɑrtɛmɪs @peak_transit]

yeah i support DEI. doofenschmirtz evil incorporated

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@stickyyall the nuclear codes

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mans is gooning in roku city and you thought he was paying for dinner

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were you born that way or are you from the midwest

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the drake in the josh pajamas

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sometimes i tie my ponytail so tight it pulls my eyelids back and suddenly i’m unintentionally asian fishing

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they should invent a life that doesn’t have annoying bullshit in it

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i’m becoming so ageist in 2025 if i see a grey hair im spitting in your face

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boomers and microsoft outlook go together like……… oil and water

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do NOT flush

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all of richmond bout to hit the craziest jenkem sesh of all time fr

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@friendofkennyg let it rip

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grok sounds like the noise my cat makes when she’s about to vomit a pile of food onto the carpet

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@GoodPoliticGuy bretman rock

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free insulin

what he do

free my homie

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commenting “type shit” on all the pics of newborn infants that friends my age post who are well within their rights to have

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i’m having peppermint tea and immodium at the pregame, we are not the same

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i miss my friend bridget, i need to k*ss her on the mouth

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i hope joe understands that i don’t give a fuck??? i don’t care i really don’t give a fuck

[Pop Base @PopBase]

President Biden announces he has pardoned his son Hunter Biden:

“I hope Americans will understand why a father and a President would come to this decision.”