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mother of 3 rats wife of @donkeybong03 love hippos and monkeys and rats and vampire weekend and vashti bunyan and mort garson and tulips and go birds yay 🦅

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GO BIRDS

[Clavicular @Clavicular0]

One of the strategies I used to become more neurotypical was to pick out a random person on the street and follow them around for the entire day. I would carefully log all of their movements and observations I made.

I still try to do this from time to time, but I get recognized alot which makes it hard.

[bodega vendetta @w_i_l_l_a]

threads is such an incredible app every single day

[andrew @donkeybong03]

your uncle creeping up on your dad at the bbq:

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sometimes i think that andrew would laugh at my jokes more if i was nick mullen😢

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i love my sweet life with my boyfriend i went to vote today and forgot my umbrella so he rushed from home to get it for me and we went our separate ways and while waiting for my bus to work i saw him coming out of a grocery store with a baguette and a coffee

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today i walked 6 miles before work and bought my dream pair of shoes just coming back on to twitter to share

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@donkeybong03 is local to doylestown

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if i had a business birthday would be paid holiday

[oh?NIKA😩 @BurgundyBarbie]

LMFOSOAOAOSYSTSIA WTF WRONG WITH HER

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@ut1caquarry @CanadaDry thank u so much using my monthly allowance of twitter for my pressing topics

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@CanadaDry my one seltzer is lower than the other and they both taste sweet even tho theyre plain why

[oh lord @joshhpr]

you can’t make this shit up LMAOOO

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@adsk4 do you sell any official merchandise/prints? my younger brother is a huge fan of your art and i would love to get him something from you for his birthday <3

[Three-Eyed Raisin @GulagJamun_]

Dan Gheesling taking advantage of Northernlion’s neurodivergent special interest in cruises to help his mom works for the cruise line to book the gig of a lifetime might be the first recorded instance of Unc Abuse.

[kathie lee and hoda no context @KLGH_nocontext]

march 26, 2012

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@donkeybong03 thompkins

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just playin im gonna fart on everyone

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im gonna fuck on everyone

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donald j trump the j is donald j train trump

[joni mitchell archive @joniarchive]

mama cass elliot, mary travers and joni mitchell, at the cass elliot show, singing bob dylan’s “i shall be released”, 1969