Jayme Shimsky

The kind of person who keeps a parrot.

[Jayme Shimsky @vampole]

How it started: How it's going:

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

If you watch The Wizard of OZ, and at the same time listen to Dark Side of the Moon, while simultaneously complaining about the rainbow in the logo, it all aligns together to reveal that you're a stupid fucking asshole.

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Spread your wings

Let your love FLY

#HockeyIsForEveryone

[Jaiquiri @JacksackPhD]

This is as close as ill ever get to hearing greek philosophers discuss.

[Jan Mieszkowski @janmpdx]

When you know it's really over.

[CuriousBritishTelly @CuriousUkTelly]

New Twitter CEO announced.

[Jayme Shimsky @vampole]

@Richard_Kadrey Just obtained my first bottle of Writer's Tears last week. There's still a bit left, I'll hoist a glass for you!

[Jayme Shimsky @vampole]

@luchasaurus You never go full Mordred...#AEWFullGear

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

the algorithm enjoys showing us things that make us angry and afraid, so it's easy to forget that the world is full of lupines and periwinkles and furiously red autumn foliage and more good things than we can possibly imagine.

[Jayme Shimsky @vampole]

I just lost my cockatiel today, and watching @pattonoswalt delivering Matthew the Raven love is everything I need right now to grieve. That, and Goldie. Literally, you and @neilhimself are the only things keeping me together right now. ❤️

[Jayme Shimsky @vampole]

LOOOOL

[Raquel @rann5818]

@eclecticbrotha @TheRickWilson

[Jayme Shimsky @vampole]

#IWishKidMeKnew We're gonna be OK. Things *definitely* didn't turn out the way we planned, but they turned out better than we could have ever imagined.
We did good, kid.
#GISH

[Jayme Shimsky @vampole]

One of the most comforting things I have experienced lately is that @luchasaurus didn't go full Mordred.

[Jayme Shimsky @vampole]

Gone full #Mordred, @luchasaurus ?
Who will heal the land now?

[Jayme Shimsky @vampole]

Do you remember when you lost your faith in humanity? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jayme Shimsky @vampole]

@LadyJenPool @Richard_Kadrey I adore the whole series. Although "adore" may be the wrong adjective, given the content.

[Jayme Shimsky @vampole]

What the heck, it's worth a shot!

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

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