GF: Hey, babe? Can you be honest?
Me: Ofc :)
GF: Whats your body count?
Me: ...Seventy Four.
GF: WHAT?? THATS SO MANY?? WHEN DID YOU GET WITH 74 GIRLS??
Me: (Remembering the Plural 73-Alter system I sucked off in Rhode Island) Theres a lot you dont know about me.