in my defense we had spooned before and i hadn’t felt…. anything. turns out he had been tucking it to be respectful. that man had his 9 inches in his ass crack to not be rude.
my fav grandpa:
“but i’ll always be 23 years older than you. i’ll always be old enough to be your daddy. your REAL daddy who knows what a good girl you are”
so i slept with a professor at a different college maybe 30 years my senior and he said “college boys can’t get you off like this?” and it remains like one of the single-handedly hottest things someone has ever said to me so thank you mister professor for fueling my fanfic