sammy

she/her
puppygirl who meows too much
i post bullshit
taken get fucked

[Towa ☆♡ @UnicornTowaaa_]

ENOOOOUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH

[sammy @van1llapupp]

why do i even try anymore

[sammy @van1llapupp]

thumbs up emoji

[sammy @van1llapupp]

my boyfriends response to me rambling about a reference to a video i started quoting mid-game because someone was on my car

“i love when you’re a little schizophrenic babe”

awwwh

[sammy @van1llapupp]

i feel so nauseous still i don’t even want to get out of bed

[sammy @van1llapupp]

@randall_yakumo awruff (hallo)

[sammy @van1llapupp]

@st0neddpinkkk shaking my head vigorously

[sammy @van1llapupp]

@randall_yakumo @st0neddpinkkk absolutely insane holy shit

[sammy @van1llapupp]

@m3ow4u @luuvpawzz @yebbyirl @yuunacorns @erenluvssoup @myyownbubble this made me feel very special awwh awwwh yay ! >.<

[sammy @van1llapupp]

@st0neddpinkkk SATURN 😭

i’m gonna hit you smh (lovingly)

[sammy @van1llapupp]

it in fact made me sick and want to claw my stomach out

thanks america!

[sammy @van1llapupp]

i think that ham was spoiled

not sure though, will find out

[sammy @van1llapupp]

@st0neddpinkkk do i have to babysit you whenever you get stoned now so you don’t eat random shit like a dog

[sammy @van1llapupp]

@st0neddpinkkk WHAT

,,,did you see the mold and just decide to eat it afterwards or was this a me moment when i ate worms accidentally and i just didn’t realize till after investigating the pastry further

[sammy @van1llapupp]

@pingas450467 …hey tona what’s that ticking noise underneath your bed???

[sammy @van1llapupp]

i hate bitches who text in one to two word responses and are so dry, do not irritate me before i’ve even clocked in

“all good”
“damnit”
“ahhhh”
“that fair”

i’m gonna block your number, talk like a normal person PLEASE 😭

[sammy @van1llapupp]

@randall_yakumo i’m sending a glitter bomb to your exact location as we speak

[sammy @van1llapupp]

i think that ham was spoiled

not sure though, will find out

[sammy @van1llapupp]

@randall_yakumo mrreow

[sammy @van1llapupp]

@randall_yakumo welcome back to the normal world where we are not minecraft characters and have ROUND ass cheeks

[sammy @van1llapupp]

@st0neddpinkkk LMAO YES

hugging is only granted to certain people and that includes my lovely, beautiful, gorgeous, smart, caring wife

i genuinely had to ask my boyfriend if my coworker was just being nice to me or flirting because i couldn’t tell and i was getting paranoid LOL

[sammy @van1llapupp]

i have made the conclusion that not only does he talk like him, but he has a lot of the same traits and interests as my assaulter

this makes a lot of sense. awesome

[sammy @van1llapupp]

i hate bitches who text in one to two word responses and are so dry, do not irritate me before i’ve even clocked in

“all good”
“damnit”
“ahhhh”
“that fair”

i’m gonna block your number, talk like a normal person PLEASE 😭