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[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i like ppl who can talk about sex, lust, nd their freaky side, then switch to human psychology, existentialism, and the absurdity of life in the same conversation

[. @lexipcdia]

they genuinely unlocked a tier of sexual tension and chemistry so high it’s practically a federal offense to compare them to the other peasants on the show

[BISCUITS @BlSCUlTS]

you just freed her of the curse

[a dirk diggler fan @cocococobun]

I’ve started blind watching movies no synopsis nothing and it’s crazy how different the experience is it’s incredible

[Jojira @Goji_Saurus]

I really cannot sing my praises of this twist enough. Using the audience's conditioning to the MCU setting stuff up to just gut punch you with this.

[Kevin @K3V1N]

I got a foul ball a few years ago with the commemorative dbacks 25 year logo on it and a dad came up to asking if I can give it to his son because “it’d be his first ball”. I said no this is my first ball and he got mad over it.
Kids aren’t owed anything 🤷‍♂️

[Infamous Player 👑🔥 @potato4infamous]

Her ass was crying when she saw he was in the hospital fighting for his life, she can’t fool me.

[simone @simoneeaf]

work today (we sit across from each other)

[𝗚𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝘁 of Multiverse @Itssan17]

They finally remembered how terrifying a Hulk transformation is supposed to be.

[👩🏾‍💻 @pinkstape]

the roommate having company over discussion is so funny cause I be getting a little mad when my own mother has a friend over in the living room for too long

[guapunzel @guapunzel]

most men think like this, they’re made to follow orders. so much so, women find it so attractive when a man can intentionally and thoroughly plan things. its where that phrase “turn off my brain” comes from, but people online made it weird like women wanna be infantilized

[⎊ Let's Talk War Machine ⎊ @LetsTalkRhodey]

Like this?

[Leel @iAm__JMo]

I hate “give it to the kid” culture. We were kids once too. Some of us growing up couldn’t go to games and now that we’re adults, we can. Fuck you and that child. If I caught it, I’m keeping it.

[detective grayson 🕷️🦇 @luthorsilver]

a genuine scene stealer. i hope he gets a ton of jobs lined up after this

[Chioma @Merchimaaa]

I guess calling them honey is rooted in bee keeping

[Lord BLT 🥪 @MrBradThomas]

I actually hate the fact that if you catch a ball they guilt you into giving it to a kid. I’d give it to the kid because it makes me happy to see them happy. But if I didn’t want to, I shouldn’t be shamed for it

[. @A_Geechi]

Nah omg im about to cry

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

Leftover soup needs to go into a round container because soup is round.

i won't be explaining

[🌸💕 @BasedMistress_]

Miles Morales being called “hood Spider-Man” is crazy as shit, seeing as his mom is a nurse, his dad is a cop, he goes to private school, and his parents own a house.
Hood where???
Peter Parker is the poor mf who lives in a shitty apartment , but okay