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Wiseass film critic for @M_Star_Online, BBC Radio, @talkRADIO, OffScreen, and others 🎬 🍿 Skechers enthusiast, blazer aficionado 🤘🏼🍸 All opinions my own

[🆅🅰🅽 🅲🅾🅽🅽🅾🆁🍿 @van_connor]

Love, larceny, lyrics ’n labyrinths!

#PowerBallad #MyMothersWedding #Tuner and #Backrooms get a quarter minute going-over on this week’s #FifteenSecondCinema reviews 🍿

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Someone told me that Harry Potter is supposed to take place between 1991 and 1998 which is ridiculous because not once in seven books does a single character say, “Man, Shawn Michaels is having one hell of a run huh?”

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Dems in Power: “We wanted to pass the Clean Drinking Water For Toddlers Act, but the Senate Parliamentarian said no so we gave up immediately.”
GOP in Power: “We’re building a fucking Thunderdome on the White House lawn for an old pedophile’s birthday party, no one can stop us.”

[tyler “llewyn” taing @tylerllewtaing]

this says more about you than the films you mentioned, I’m afraid

[Variety @Variety]

CBS will stand down and stop any further action on takedowns of Stephen Colbert's public access show.
https://t.co/1109nMx7rH

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

Mamdani collected 9 million dollars in unpaid fines from Bezos and Amazon.

9 million dollars going to NYC instead of lining the pockets of the billionaire class.

This is what it looks like when a politician works for the people, instead of bowing to oligarchs.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Amazon is worth $2 trillion. But it didn't deign to pay the millions of dollars it racked up in unpaid fines as its’ trucks illegally polluted our air and forced New Yorkers to breathe in their exhaust. 

We collected every dollar they owe the people of this city — and will continue to hold them accountable. In New York, corporations are held to the same standard as everyone else. 

No company — no matter how large or powerful — is above the law.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

As Trump posts AI videos of him assaulting Stephen Colbert, here’s what Colbert was doing:

Dancing with his wife, having fun at the Fired & Festive!” afterparty in NYC.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

fuck you @realDonaldTrump

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

After 11 years of excellence, Stephen Colbert’s show is officially ending tonight because a fragile criminal tyrant censored him for speaking truths and telling jokes, pure fascism.

Fuck orange felon.
Fuck MAGA.
Fuck CBS.

[chris @nightcrawlingxx]

I've been wanting to say this for a long time.

Release years should be the year your movie gets released to the public, not the year you showed a handful of people your unreleased film at a festival

[harv @harvv]

If I paid to watch a film in IMAX and people did this shit, I’d leave.

[parks @parkersity_9]

what the fuck is Friends about???

[Seán, Master of Wagons @candon_sean]

Need Joseph Gordon-Levitt to do this but for wanking when he announces DON JON 2

[Current Affairs @curaffairs]

https://t.co/9J2sjSU73C

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I told my 10 year old I’d buy her a brand new PS5 after she beats this game

If you know you know 🤷‍♂️

[CarterNixon @CarterNixon]

I can see that.
An older musician abusing and psychologically destroying young men.

[Stephen Gibbons @Gibboanxious]

One of the best 30 Rock jokes.