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BREAKING 🚨 🚨 During a rôbbery in Zimbabwe, the thiêf shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move! The môney belongs to the State — your lives belong to you.” Everyone in the bank lay down quietly. This is called “Changing the way of thinking” — shifting the traditional mindset. When a woman lay provocatively on a table, the thief shouted: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery, not a råpe!” This is called “Being Professional.” Focus only on what you are trained to do! When the robbers returned home, the younger thiêf (who had an MBA) said to the older thiêf (who had only finished sixth grade): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.” The older thiêf replied: “You’re so stupid! There’s too much money — it’ll take forever to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we stole.” This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more valuable than academic qualifications! After the rôbber's left, the bank manager told the supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said: “Wait! Let’s take $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million we’ve already embezzled.” This is called “Going with the flow.” Turning a disadvantageous situation into an advantage! The supervisor then said: “It would be great if there was a rôbbery every month.” This is called “Killîng boredöm.” Personal happiness is more important than work. The next day, the news reported that $100 million had been stolen from the bank. The rôbber's counted and counted but only found $20 million. Furious, they complained: “We risked our lives and only got $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million in an instant! Looks like it’s better to be educated than to be a thièf.” This is called “Knowledge is as valuable as gold.” Meanwhile, the bank manager smiled, relieved that his stock market losses were now covered by the robbery. This is called “Seizing the opportunity."” Dare to take risks! So… who are the real thievés? Just for fun😆 #followerseveryonehighlights

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During a rôbbery in Zimbabwe, the thiêf shouted to everyone in the bank:

“Don’t move! The môney belongs to the State — your lives belong to you.”

Everyone in the bank lay down quietly.
This is called “Changing the way of thinking” — shifting the traditional mindset.

When a woman lay provocatively on a table, the thief shouted:
“Please be civilized! This is a robbery, not a råpe!”

This is called “Being Professional.” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the robbers returned home, the younger thiêf (who had an MBA) said to the older thiêf (who had only finished sixth grade):
“Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”

The older thiêf replied:
“You’re so stupid! There’s too much money — it’ll take forever to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we stole.”

This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more valuable than academic qualifications!

After the rôbber's left, the bank manager told the supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said:
“Wait! Let’s take $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million we’ve already embezzled.”

This is called “Going with the flow.” Turning a disadvantageous situation into an advantage!

The supervisor then said:
“It would be great if there was a rôbbery every month.”

This is called “Killîng boredöm.” Personal happiness is more important than work.

The next day, the news reported that $100 million had been stolen from the bank.
The rôbber's counted and counted but only found $20 million.
Furious, they complained:
“We risked our lives and only got $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million in an instant! Looks like it’s better to be educated than to be a thièf.”

This is called “Knowledge is as valuable as gold.”

Meanwhile, the bank manager smiled, relieved that his stock market losses were now covered by the robbery.

This is called “Seizing the opportunity."” Dare to take risks!

So… who are the real thievés?

Just for fun😆

#followerseveryonehighlights

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URGENT 🚨 ALARM ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ Pls share this for the whole world to see. Most Nigerian media outlets won’t post it. I have just confirmed now that Katsina State Government has completed plans to set free 70 “repentant” TERRORISTS. The government is saying the move is part of an ongoing ‘peace deal (they have) with armed terrorists operating in the state.’ The Commissioner for Internal Security and Home Affairs, Mr Nasir Muazu, said the decision was taken to consolidate peace agreements reached between affected communities and repentant terrorists across several local government areas of the state. This post is to alert the whole country, and by extension the whole world, that Katsina state -a northern state in Nigeria- where terrorism is endemic, is planning to release 70 KILLER TERRORISTS back into the community to kidnap, murder and slaughter innocent people. Cc @RepRileyMoore @SenTedCruz @POTUS Please if you see this, kindly share for the whole world to see how the Nigerian government continue to aid, encourage, and collude with terrorists to kill innocent Nigerians. Pls share this for the whole world to see.