Van Labs

engineering laughter

[Van Labs @van_labs]

We gotta start filing patents on this stuff… would have made some good money from COVID.

[Mitch Live @MitchLiveNow]

From the Mitch Live archives:
The VAM 1.0 gets tested for the first time.

[rich @birthdayrich]

Yoo i thought this was a funny or die video and that was Ryan Perez

[Van Labs @van_labs]

@VanTheBrand Spaghetti prompters unite!

[Van @VanTheBrand]

Sorry inscrutable dancing spaghetti artists, AI is here and your days are NUMBERED! Finally we the people have the AI tools to end the gatekeeping that’s held back all our spaghetti art!

[Van Labs @van_labs]

We research applied canine science at Van Labs and dogs actually hate afternoon belly rubs. This dog is terrified and in pain, that’s why he is bearing his teeth.

[Van @VanTheBrand]

TFW you get da afternoon belly rub

[Van Labs @van_labs]

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#wwdc

[Van @VanTheBrand]

After 10 years, VAN BRAND is leaving The Lot at Formosa at the end of next month. We outlasted Funny or Die and Oprah, and it’s time to move on to a new space. If anyone wants a final on lot meal at Gary Arabia’s hit me up for a drive on.

[Van Labs @van_labs]

@Trolliacc1234 @VanTheBrand @Rahll @bcmerchant it was the first result though lol

[Van Labs @van_labs]

@thebonstergirl @jaamestrevor Correct answer you aren’t looking for

[Van Labs @van_labs]

@mrgipson @bugmane Where does the door go? @bugmane

[Van Labs @van_labs]

@birthdayrich 3 more movies like 9 more hours? Lot of time to fill… Yeah it’s gonna happen.

[👑KING KOETH🐛 @AndrewKoeth]

https://t.co/QUYapdnXIS

[Van Labs @van_labs]

The 3 tenets of Van Labs

Constant Innovation
Constant Moving
Temporary Storage

[Jordan F. @thebonstergirl]

-record scratch- Yep, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I got here

[Van @VanTheBrand]

Tired —subscribing to a VPN to use Netflix from another country

Wired—hosting a VPN from your house so friends can share your Netflix account

[Van Labs @van_labs]

As they say this time of year “Part of ET took place in September!”🍂🎅

[👑KING KOETH🐛 @AndrewKoeth]

@bugmane @SeanMillsMedia

[Van Labs @van_labs]

@NewProgressUSA @DarthClide @ProgCloth @VanTheBrand So then when you said you stopped caring during the hottest month you weren’t trying to imply a connection or suggest this hottest month shifted your priorities, you were instead just mentioning—as a coincidental, unrelated aside—it was the hottest month? That’s your story?

[Van Labs @van_labs]

@NewProgressUSA @DarthClide @ProgCloth @VanTheBrand & you had 2 separate greenlit shows about to happen when the strike started but now you don’t care because exactly then you switched to caring about global warming but also you’re glad you didn’t sign the deals because you want to do them but not w/ the union. Yep all seems true!

[Van Labs @van_labs]

@DarthClide @NewProgressUSA @ProgCloth @VanTheBrand It’s relevant because he’s been pretending to work in the field to bolster his argument.

It’s not that I think his opinion is worthless because he doesn’t work in the field more that I think it make his motives suspect when he’s making false claims for authority.

[Van Labs @van_labs]

@NewProgressUSA @ProgCloth @VanTheBrand So then you aren’t in the industry you’ve officially retired. Thanks for clearing that up.