Ruan van Zyl

Was that a mongoose??

[Ruan van Zyl @van_vivo]

If a girl tells u that u remind her of a family member....run...she has issues

[Ruan van Zyl @van_vivo]

I've always wanted to see what the inside of a mailbox looks like...

[Ruan van Zyl @van_vivo]

Fuck!!!! I'm not crazy I'm just thirsty!!!! Gimme alcohol!

[Ruan van Zyl @van_vivo]

I want to get very very drunk!!!!

[Ruan van Zyl @van_vivo]

Fuck the police

[Ruan van Zyl @van_vivo]

Don't screw with a pope rather just smoke some dope

[Ruan van Zyl @van_vivo]

Want a beer....need a beer....o look!!! A beer =)

[Ruan van Zyl @van_vivo]

Seriously....guys don't try and rape a mongoose...

[Ruan van Zyl @van_vivo]

The only person u need to take seriously in life is yourself...fuck everyone else

[Ruan van Zyl @van_vivo]

I wanna smoke a jeffrey

[Ruan van Zyl @van_vivo]

If someone tries to punch u just sneeze on them...

[Ruan van Zyl @van_vivo]

That innocent look on your face when you know u did something wrong

[Ruan van Zyl @van_vivo]

Its never embarrassing If your drunk

[Ruan van Zyl @van_vivo]

"I've tried to have phone sex but my phone never calls me back the following morning" @_wiggill_

[Ruan van Zyl @van_vivo]

I will not wake up murdered tomorrow

[Ruan van Zyl @van_vivo]

This is the weirdest moment of my life my parents are watching pineapple express and I'm sitting here drunk...

[Ruan van Zyl @van_vivo]

Marijuana makes me extremely fun to talk to @weedfact

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Mom, I swear to Drunk I'm not God.,. #AfterClubText.,.,@iEatLames

[Ruan van Zyl @van_vivo]

Life is easy just keep going forward