yall be like my headcanon is that Shane is dumb and homophobic and misogynistic and xenophobic and dirty and also hates dogs and cats and heβs not even good at hockey really and he lowkey hates Ilya too but I looooveee him down!!!!
my shane hollander headcanon is that he likes to read (wait that's canon!) and that he's financially literate (wait that's also canon!) and that he doesn't do anything by halves so if he cares to be good at something he'll likely be good at it eventually (wait that's canon, too!)
First poster for Joshua Giulianoβs βRIVER.β
Starring Jane Levy, Jessica Rothe and Dane DiLiegro.
Three estranged siblings reunite after the death of their father to to scatter his ashes on a river. But when their boat breaks down, the trip devolves into a nightmare.
First poster for βRIVERβ, a new slasher film starring Jessica Rothe & Jane Levy.
The film follows 3 estranged siblings who find themselves stranded on a broken-down boat & tormented by a serial killer.
First trailer for βRIVERβ, a new slasher film starring Jessica Rothe & Jane Levy.
The film follows 3 estranged siblings who find themselves stranded on a broken-down boat & tormented by a serial killer.
In theaters on January 15.
My favorite hc is that Shane is actually dumbβ¦like barely graduated high school. He was too busy focusing on hockey and it shows. While he does have the highest HOCKEY iqβ¦the man uses the calculator app for basic addition and speech to text simply bc heβs a horrible speller.