vanassa alvarez

I tweet random shit because I don't have followers so it doesn't matter.

[vanassa alvarez @vanassaj]

@SenTedCruz How did you plan to do any of this remotely? You’re a liar and a huge piece of shit.

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@Clark1995Clark I found out my husband had never seen 16 candles.

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@bendelacreme Absolutely recommend but don’t get a small one anything under 7qt is pointless and I’m just hearing this outloud now....

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@chrissyteigen Why do you people feel the need to relate to everything or for everything to be about you?! Jesus Christ I follow Chrissy for Chrissy stories! If I wanna know what’s happening in your hometown where you were born went to school at and will die in then I’d follow you..

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@TiffRichElliott @mstinascamander My kids are 6, 4 and 3 and love Hamilton. My 4 year old loves to see the real people that inspired the characters.

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@mtgreenee Oh good then take a note, You’re a horrible fucking person and I truly wish the worst for you ❤️

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@OakSmash Is the NFL trash, yes. Is Tom Brady the reason they are trash, no.

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@SenTedCruz I saw an article with your stupid face on it so just here for my weekly reminder that you are a garbage person.

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@heydudeimadam Our end of year bill has continuously gotten higher, started at 1500 it’s 3000 this year.

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@mollyjeanne615 @NetflixIsAJoke @hasanminhaj Oh I forgot his! The prom story is 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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@NetflixIsAJoke @rickygervais @natebargatze we need another special!!!

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@mindykaling Movie night with my kids! Pizza and popcorn every Saturday:)

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@auliemonkey @itsmerilove @monetxchange Agree! I hate the whole “winners circle” bs they just needed to split them into teams in an entertaining way 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@monetxchange Yes! And it was so natural it seemed effortless.

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@RepMTG @JoeBiden Don’t you have a real job like I’m assuming being a rep entails real work, go do that you fucking nut.

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@SenTedCruz You’re so dumb, like so super dumb. An absolute complete moron.

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I fucking hate @tedcruz like I hate that stupid faced bastard so much.

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@NellSco @pattonoswalt Oh she’s always been just as much a garbage person as her husband.

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@smenor @KrissyChan_ @chrissyteigen No, she shouldn’t have to factor how strangers may or may not feel into how she grieves the loss of her child. How incredibly selfish of society to think otherwise.

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@johncusack Fuck you dude lol we aren’t all right wing nuts. Don’t wish that abomination on us.