Sarah

I’m not vegan

[Sarah @vanbingbing]

@iflyfresno kindly tell your TSA agents that it is never okay to tell ANYONE to smile or comment on their appearance in general. Thanks. 👍

[Sarah @vanbingbing]

@YuriyAlexKlim Lol you really dug deep for that one

[Sarah @vanbingbing]

Is it cultural appropriation if a British guy teaches Americans how to line dance?

[Sarah @vanbingbing]

Cory Booker for Adderall

[Sarah @vanbingbing]

Austin is one of the darkest places to get sun 350 days of the year

[Sarah @vanbingbing]

Replace Michael Gonzalez Stolen Drum's
https://t.co/0XsZVxHhWy

[Sarah @vanbingbing]

Just realized I’m a combination of Lisa Simpson and Bobby Hill

[Sarah @vanbingbing]

Follow me on google maps so I know it’s real

[Sarah @vanbingbing]

@DougStanhope Candle holder

[Sarah @vanbingbing]

My Meyers Briggs reading: whichever one understands King of the Hill best

[Sarah @vanbingbing]

Mixed people tip the best

[Sarah @vanbingbing]

Getting rid of a queen size bed if you or anyone you know in Austin area needs one

[Sarah @vanbingbing]

@wolfiecomedy Ily

[Sarah @vanbingbing]

@BeardVonMarkus @SunsetStripATX It’s about time

[Sarah @vanbingbing]

@dulcemaccomedy Why does this look like a cross between Aubrey Plaza and Whitney Cummings

[Sarah @vanbingbing]

This coleslaw is delicious

[Sarah @vanbingbing]

King of the kill spin off where Bobby is an adult navigating modern day Austin

[liz splatt @coveredinliz]

……………… i see no problem with the texts Jonah Hill sent… is this where i express that?