Van Bryant

[nice handsome boy @edward861312]

oh you're a yankees fan? like donald trump? like henry kissinger? like jeffrey epstein?

[Aphex Twink @aesthete_angel]

is there a mister ogynist? i'd be much more comfortable speaking to him

[jackǐe @runandstumble]

i only threw this nathan 4 u

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Okay so that Miles Davis quote "if you hit a wrong note, it's the next note you play that determines if it's good or bad" applies to basically everything

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Jesus pulling Matthew mark luke and John to the Side and being like you guys are the big dogs

[Liam @liminaluncle]

that one homie who's not gonna make it due to entirely self-imposed limitations

[jame @jamefaqs]

people killin people dyin
peter lois meg and brian

[Adrizzle 🇵🇸 @36_chambuhz]

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

fat with a hot gf is as powerful as a man can get

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Nice try bro but I said "famously". That means I don’t have to cite any sources

[erika @yeeeerika]

the crushing weight of two very manageable tasks

[Jebus @Jebus]

Jokes on Epstein, turns out the state didn't have any evidence

never kill yourself

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Never been a big jeopardy guy but any time I tune in and catch a few minutes, Ken Jennings appears to be seething with contempt and disdain toward the contestants. It's clear he yearns to swap places, to compete again. Truly the Tom Brady of gameshow trivia

[Breakfast Presley @Elmo_Oxygen]

Oh yeah I've been meaning to check out that carrot dangling in front of me for a while actually

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on it’s like oh ok I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace

[eleanor @dimestorepaglia]

you thought you were gonna rail a baddie in a tennis skirt? he thought he was gonna rail a baddie in a tennis skirt. that’s fucking funny because it’s a SKORT