Oolong Muskrat

I’m on the Zuck app as vance.mike. it’s been real.

[Oolong Muskrat @vance_mike]

@JoJoFromJerz Stripes, Three Amigos, Blues Brothers, Seems Like Old Times, Great Outdoors, Princess Bride, Caddyshack (some nudity), Funny Farm, Vacation, Fish Called Wanda
... These are a few of my 14 yr old daughter's favorites that we've watched together.

[Oolong Muskrat @vance_mike]

@NoContextHumans Johnny

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@laurenboebert An expert on firearms specifically chose that gun to target dozens of families in a bowling alley. He didn't care if "AR" stood for "ArmaLite Rifle" or "Alotta Rounds", he just knew it was the right tool to commit mass murder.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

This isn’t hard to follow:

Trump gave military intel to the Russians. The Russians, who are extremely close allies with Iran, gave it to Iran.

Iran gave that information to Hamas.

Hamas used it to attack Israel.

This is why it intel security matters. Republicans DO NOT CARE.

[Oolong Muskrat @vance_mike]

@RonFilipkowski So we all agree that Trump is a tool

[Oolong Muskrat @vance_mike]

@RonFilipkowski No wonder they're trying to restrict the 18-21 vote...

[Oolong Muskrat @vance_mike]

@KatiePavlich Graphs and data not your thing huh

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

THREAD: This is harrowing. Saudi Arabia wanted the names of 6000 anonymous Arab Spring dissidents from Twitter. At first, MBS tried to get their names using EDRs - requests under emergency circumstances. When that proved cumbersome, KSA basically bought Twitter. 1/

[Oolong Muskrat @vance_mike]

@mattgaetz You got played, son

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@nota_parsons @EdKrassen The Trump administration went over 300 days without a press briefing.

[Oolong Muskrat @vance_mike]

@RonFilipkowski My lead agent, Mulligan McLooksaway, would never pad my score.

[Oolong Muskrat @vance_mike]

Vivek Ramaswamy has found his running mate

[Oolong Muskrat @vance_mike]

@jamiedonald1972 @kismet7859 @megynkelly https://t.co/3JRtNmwx0u

[Oolong Muskrat @vance_mike]

Who wore it best?

[BlueDream @58bugeye]

Rudy Giuliani who says he can’t afford an attorney arrives in a private jet.

What does that tell you?

[Oolong Muskrat @vance_mike]

In mother Russia you don’t fly plane, plane flies you!

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

OFFICIAL

[Oolong Muskrat @vance_mike]

@Bentcat2 @Giadagagliard10 Don’t drink tea
Don’t walk near windows
Don’t fly

Don’t drink tea in the window seat on a plane

[Oolong Muskrat @vance_mike]

Prigozhin’s plane was just shot down over Russia. Not so subtle.

[Oolong Muskrat @vance_mike]

Every time I go to Costco I become a little less of a “people person”