James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles

Award-winning author of The Pacific Chronicles & Hounds of War | USAF Medic Veteran | Industrial Project Manager | Dad of 6 from Hawaii 🌊🐟🦀

[James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles @vancomycin87]

@realgirl_fieri We bought our 3 year-old the legit Elsa costume but she insisted on wearing her Elsa nightgown instead. I don’t make the rules and I clearly don’t even enforce them

[Alp Pouch @alppouch]

Now that's how you earn respect.

[James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles @vancomycin87]

somebody start this business and rent hour-long battles

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

I think I just found a new hobby

[James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles @vancomycin87]

alpha wolf right here. just straight up delightful savagery

[James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles @vancomycin87]

it’s absolutely terrifying how fast ai got this good

[James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles @vancomycin87]

@roshanramani007 @JoeRoganRecaps *slow claps for you on this one

[James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles @vancomycin87]

this shirt i just came across on amazon broke my brain

[James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles @vancomycin87]

leaving my @alppouch in at the dentist so they don’t think i use zyn

[James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles @vancomycin87]

“Closer “Infinite Baths” unfurls like an extended meditation in the eye of the storm until the inevitable screaming metal barrage—the longest and most ferocious on the album—takes over. And then it fades into the shadows again, just like the band itself.”

[James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles @vancomycin87]

maybe the best writers in the world are the ones that review albums

[James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles @vancomycin87]

“It’s as bewildering as it is impressive.”

[James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles @vancomycin87]

@RyanHatesGovt this dude is the physical manifestation of adhd

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

I was smeared as an anti-Semite and “Holocaust denier” for even broaching this topic.

Turns out I was onto something…..

“Israeli officials obtained Hamas’s battle plan for the Oct. 7 terrorist attack more than a year before it happened, documents, emails and interviews show. But Israeli military and intelligence officials dismissed the plan as aspirational, considering it too difficult for Hamas to carry out.

The approximately 40-page document, which the Israeli authorities code-named “Jericho Wall,” outlined, point by point, exactly the kind of devastating invasion that led to the deaths of about 1,200 people.

The translated document, which was reviewed by The New York Times, did not set a date for the attack, but described a methodical assault designed to overwhelm the fortifications around the Gaza Strip, take over Israeli cities and storm key military bases, including a division headquarters.

Hamas followed the blueprint with shocking precision.”

https://t.co/mL6H1v5jk0

[. @deityofnightt]

l've never seen anything more accurate

[James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles @vancomycin87]

there are these feral pigs that roam all across Hawai’i and they destroy a lot of yards and can be aggressive towards people

it’s funny because the local police don’t really shoot them unless it’s a big boar actually committing crimes

so there’s a hotline you call or they reroute you to and it’s just a bunch of local uncles and aunties and sometimes they bring their kids of all ages

they chase the pigs where they go back into the wooded areas or they trap them. they cook and donate the meat from the older ones, and the young ones they release deep in the mountains for a better life

oh and Hawai’i was overthrown way illegally and shouldn’t be a part of the United States ask grok

[James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles @vancomycin87]

i would happily break the law in this

[SuperTrucker 🚛💨→💻 @supertrucker]

These are only $3,000 on Alibaba. I expect Philadelphia streets to be flooded with them this summer.

[James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles @vancomycin87]

@Gateway2Space This is the hardest video of all time.

[Django Gold @django]

watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?

[James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles @vancomycin87]

@Schwalm5132 I used to abhor changing bases because finance never got my pay correct and I’d have to wait sometimes weeks on paperwork. MSgt Hilliard paid for my lodging on his GCC because mine didn’t have enough left on it and I wasn’t getting any paychecks.

[Eric Schwalm @Schwalm5132]

"It was the time sheets that made people look into him...."

I wish people could see what the Army finance office will do when a soldier gets overpaid $20.00. Then I would like to show them the oversight that our Travel System (DTS) has for a soldier to get paid for spending one night in a hotel. Next I would show them the weekly Battalion meeting where every leader can see the names of every soldier in their unit who owes money for travel cards/DTS/paychecks. Finally I will show them the withdrawal and clearing process for the various OPFUNDS that are used during overseas operations.

The army will crush a soldier for owing a single penny and this dude signs for $40 Million in Gold bars and puts them in his house....and the ONLY reason they found them was because he cheated on his time sheets.

We have soldiers and their families living in trailers and we will go through their finances with a fine tooth comb.

We have Illegals, Child care center operators, and senior executive band people bilking the Government for MILLIONS/BILLIONS and people seem to discover it by "chance".

Every last fraudster caught with over a million dollars should be dropped from a space shuttle and allowed to re-enter the earth's atmosphere so we can watch them turn into a ball of flame for our entertainment.