𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋.

𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘮 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 {tss/dc oc; 18+; fake, obviously; penned by #vandal}

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘴𝘵
𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵

: caleb "vandal" cohen
: tss oc
: au of @vandalabria
: london boy
: belle reve resident
: kinetic energy manipulator
: mv/ms, 18+, crossovers welcome
: penned by #vandal

RT this bitch

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

ugh, fine, keep it, then. at least buy me somethin' with it.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

but it's my thirty dollars!

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

exactly.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

am i wrong

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

i'm really good looking.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

please?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

ugh, fine, i'm sorry, can i have my thirty quid

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

i tried my luck, there's a difference!

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

why am i only get a fiver

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

what the hell?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

it was worth a shot, i could have at least doubled my money there.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

i didn't even break out the defibrillator.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

what the shit

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

what the hell

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

can i get my six thousand dollars back, please

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

you're excused

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

bugger, should've said more than thirty dollars

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

well obviously i hadn't thought of that.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

you can? :(

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐋. @vandalustrious]

// apologies for being gone today, i'll try to be around more tomorrow. today has been a day of lots of research, but such is the doctorate life.