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always abaft; ever athwart. draw nigh for tidings of geyser-stoolman's revelatory new products: touch-tone knee implants and the driver's-side marmot hopper.

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the astonishing octave-miss motif of michael small's score for the parallax view; and the same interval defining the perilthrill of trickster creation according to 2/3 of the three crucial notes of anthony newley and leslie bercusse's work for willy wonka & the chocolate factory.

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kickstarter-backing the loinminder smartslacks project (from the amazing duo of bross ranklin and cumbers wilfoon -- remember thinkshorts?).

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unused publicity still from hoist point orchestra's 2000 tour. l-r: perkins shyloaf, kit boonwater, sitters winchimp.

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@slavin @dr_mosconi ranklin tweib; trundo batswipe; bretharia pooms; cags hondasleeve; venda storkshaw; ferl gundersluff; amadeo ben-febreze

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@slavin @dr_mosconi amygdala st. jacques; babs dreidelpalp; kender beeflap; ointma van breen; kelso trouserdawn; lamar fent; garf cessnalobe

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your deluxe-version newton's cradle executive toy (o.welles, m.brando, w.h.taft, a buddha) patent filing just rejected. time to hit the gin.

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lousy dentist filches your gold and instead packs new lower molar cavity with a small universe; but mints cannot cloak spiral galaxy breath.

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your proper u.s. pere et fils saturday: glazer's under the skin, discussion, magma-thai, garçon begins vr development, jodorowsky's el topo.

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you discover during the benevolent downpour in los angeles that you are water soluble, and sweep via drain homeopathically into the pacific.

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in your left lachrymal duct, a micro-sally struthers, wretched children; in the right duct, a tiny native american, heaps of highway litter.

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your missed mortgage payment has induced the bank to remove one of your house's three spatial dimensions; luckily you dig crepes, postcards.

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home from cannes lions keynote to find david ogilvy stowed away in your luggage. pulling the pipe activates it: 'use more eye patches, boy'.

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your sushi place starts serving onikoroshi in a klein bottle; you never get a drop. fancy cantor dust natto & uni: hunger to go with thirst.

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persistent feeling of unease; you suspect internal partying. indeed: microscopy shows red solo cups and chex mix scattered around cytoplasm.

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apparition of orville redenbacher keeps fluttering above the stove, murmuring 'buttery goodness'; all you've made for days is instant ramen.

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cubes a- and descend, mini-popocatepetls from which tiny venters keep emerging to sequence you; what's encoded is "for a good time: evolve".

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failed to notice the cherenkov radiation spilling from the chiles toreados taco you just ate; now your pancreas produces enriched plutonium.

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gate 23 at sjc blocked by six-foot pile of gruyere. you join a homesick swiss economist, try to gnaw through to jetway. bread would be nice.

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you chop leftovers of a musso's shrimp louis into a hash omelet. wait: whisper 'gin martini' to the mass -- ah! faulkner's perfect likeness.

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arrive heathrow to find it reconfigured for subsurface travel. arc back to los angeles dips close to molten core. sunblock? not quite right.