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People always seem surprised when I say I had a happy childhood 🫠

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To current and future employers reading my tweets: I’m hardworking and reliable, I possess strong communication skills AND clothes.

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▪️hi🔸

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Quick reminder: Confessions of a Shopaholic, a perfect movie, was given zero Oscars.

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“I’m in queer media” - me after checking my Explore tab on instagram

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In a world where we post an average tweet on X, then copy and paste it to Threads and Bluesky, and slap it on an instagram story, I couldn’t help but wonder: am I chasing engagement or is Mr Big the only like that really counts?

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“You unfollow people over politics?”
I unfollowed my own sister for posting a picture split into nine instagram squares.

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@thisisAlanTurk we can’t let this go on for much longer

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All I want is for Trump to lose the election and for people to stop using ‘about last night’ as an instagram caption.

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cropped

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@shckldg you look shocked

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Look ma, clothes!

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@2Ls1T just being brave on twitter 🥴

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Sorry I pushed you down the stairs when you said you’ve never listened to Maroon.

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Butterfly by Mariah Carey was playing in the gym which I thought was an odd choice but of course it was coming from my pocket so I need a new gym now

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@shckldg *scream for help

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sup

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Me watching Nobody Wants This

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“hmm interesting” – me opening the freezer to discover I’ve already eaten the Häagen Dazs tub I bought yesterday 🐷

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@deputydman Mission accomplished 😂😵‍💫

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cleansing the timeline

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@dare_ick_gee 👽👽👽

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