Landry Bay

Rehab PharmD, twin mama, and basset hound enthusiast

[Landry Bay @vandrylolz]

My twins almost never want me over someone else (because they are with me alllll the time) but yesterday twin A only wanted me the entire day and I gotta say it felt pretty good. But also she’s heavy and exhausting 😩

[Landry Bay @vandrylolz]

@svershbow This one has worked really well for me and I’ve had 2 basset hounds who shed like crazy. I’ve not really found a vacuum that is able to actually pick hair up like this thing can 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Landry Bay @vandrylolz]

Question for the moms — obviously when you have babies and they wake up overnight you give them breastmilk or formula (if hungry or to soothe or whatever) but once they are onto cows milk you just like hand them a cup of milk and get outta there?

[Landry Bay @vandrylolz]

The system by PCP and OB/GYN work in has been spamming me with calls/emails/texts to schedule a well woman exam like damn guys it’s been on the schedule since last fall please leave me alone

[Landry Bay @vandrylolz]

@clhubes Yeaahhhhh. My house is very empty of all of these things. Maybe one day? (I’ve lived here over 3 years so probably not 🤣)

[Landry Bay @vandrylolz]

@AccPharmacist Viscous lidocaine will be so nice to have back. We can’t make GI cocktails which is not great for inpatient chest pain protocols

[Landry Bay @vandrylolz]

@MrsPA_C Lol if it were my mom I would just tell her she can clean it herself so I totally get where you’re coming from. But a benefit of having twin babies is that people generally accept that my house is an utter disaster at all times

[Landry Bay @vandrylolz]

@bunsenbernerbmd This is Rainey, aka Rainey Hut, aka Rainey Hut General, aka Rainey the Hut, aka Pizza Hut 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Landry Bay @vandrylolz]

Whyyyy are people lighting fireworks tonight? Tomorrow is a work day! The real thing isn’t even here yet. Go to bed you weirdos!

[Landry Bay @vandrylolz]

@dog_rates Rainey the ally!

[Landry Bay @vandrylolz]

@tarhealer I had twins and even at 11 months pp I have many days where I am not functioning well. It’s wild that I went back to work at 12 weeks when I was sleeping like 4 hours a night. It’s cruel and dangerous.

[Landry Bay @vandrylolz]

@jenrunswithdogs One of my 10 month old twins kept looking at this picture 💛 I kept saying “Hopper is such a pretty girl” and she would smile and laugh. It breaks my heart she is gone, but I’m so glad she can still bring joy with these photos

[Landry Bay @vandrylolz]

@nursekelsey Not exactly advice but I was once told when you have an interview/audition/whatever, the person on the other end WANTS you to do well. They aren’t sitting there hoping you embarrass yourself. They are waiting to be amazed so just go do the damn thing

[Landry Bay @vandrylolz]

@nursekelsey Oooooh yes my grandma told me this when I was 15!

[Landry Bay @vandrylolz]

@svershbow I love them both 😍

[Landry Bay @vandrylolz]

@TheGoldenRatio4 Nooooo, Hopper T Dog 😭❤️ such a devastating loss to the squad. I am so sorry. Love to you, Ingo, and the rest of the squad

[Landry Bay @vandrylolz]

Lol sexual healing playing at my physical therapy clinic…not the kind of healing I want to see happening here 😅

[Landry Bay @vandrylolz]

@JohnRush32 Noooooo, such a majestic boy ❤️ I am so sorry for your loss

[Landry Bay @vandrylolz]

The life of a mom (of infants):
Diapers, bottles, food, dishes, nap, diaper, bottles, food, dishes, nap, laundry, diapers, bottles, food, dishes, bath, bottles, bedtime.

And I’m supposed to cook, clean, take care of the dog, take care of myself, and still be a normal person?