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I would wear suspenders with every outfit if I could.

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Since when is it 9 dollars a dress shirt for dry cleaning??? Inflation stinks.

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Delta would fly shitty older planes to New Orleans. Fitting.

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Forgot there is both a 28th st and 23rd st stop on the R/W. Madness.

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The dtw C to A transfer is always a treat

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You know you’re on a plane to nowhere when everyone printed their ticket and wants to chat as they walk by while boarding.

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Looking forward to losing all my money on college football. Nothing better.

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Prime all of New York smells bad weather

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I’ve been paying for the NYT for 6 months bc I can’t figure out how to cancel it.

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Robot vibes today

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@UncIe__Mike Fine. I’ll use melting straws to save crush.

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Can we all agree that paper straws are not gonna save the world?

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I don’t understand the appeal of showers that come straight down from the ceiling. No matter how I move around I always feel like I’m drowning.

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I just saw a man catch a fish in the east river. What do you think one does with that fish?

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I’ve decided I want to be a soul cycle instructor. Which basically means I want to be a DJ, but this route seems more accessible.

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When you accidentally get on the local bc you are so tired

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Sweating while commuting is such a joy

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If you don’t take your fat backpack off before getting on a crowded subway you are the problem

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Why is it so damn hard to find a regular yellow Gatorade in this city???

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Do yourself a favor, go eat a pop tart.