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[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

I might be the only one who thinks this but…. I feel like dating apps force you to meet people you were never supposed to cross paths with.

[b. @oc3ansluut]

i bring a very “how many other girls have you said this to” energy to the conversation that men dont like

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[Malicious Elf 🧌 @gjrlhusband]

checking pockets at antique stores in case someone left a quaalude

[angel @angelshit]

I hired that mosquito to bite you

[pj @pjayevans]

I love drinking chasers. Just drinking a bunch of chasers all night. Diet coke

[َ @gir1genius]

fuck hogwarts fuck one direction fuck peppa pig

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[ⱯLEX @idigagrave]

@PopCrave Yup!!

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[bby kell @kellykinoki]

I wanna go to the fucking beach with my motherfucking Friends

[jill @littlefucky]

My nana’s last words were “Sha Shabba Ranks” 😳

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

my boss doesn't appreciate my "it's really not that serious" vibe I bring to the workplace

[river moon @kissmeriver]

my dream coachella headliners are LMFAO, black eyed peas & pitbull (with j lo)

[༺☆༻cin✩‧ @sleepingbvby]

i love saying “mi gente latino” whenever i’m entering a hispanic party

[ྀི @hrtindica]

can’t do shrooms with ugly ppl ima get scared

[Jhay @jhayusb]

on my 7th bathroom break at work