Vanessa Cortez 👓

probably staring at animals and listening to rap.
831 🇲🇽

[Vanessa Cortez 👓 @vane_cortezz]

*deep breath* I was mentioned in a wildlife report.

[B🪼 @Brianna_yo]

i love that eminem is still on this list

[Vanessa Cortez 👓 @vane_cortezz]

@kkatmarquez You're gonna love it, it never disappoints.

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

😳😯 UPDATE!! A Black couple just won their discrimination lawsuit! They had their home appraised & it was worth $995K. They had their white friends get it appraised while hiding their family pictures & everything.. the value went up to $1.5M!

[For the love of Missy. @MissyBBBobtail]

From FB

1/3 It’s official, we’re desperate 😔

Sky hasn’t received ONE inquiry since arriving to us November last year. No one has sent an email. No one has called about her. No one asks to visit with her. We have posted her multiple times…still nothing.

[CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️ @oranicuhh]

i can’t tell if i’m being treated like a literal princess or if i’ve always had bad relationships w/ men.

either way, i’m enjoying the change of pace. lol.

[mighty mo (they/them) @themightiemo]

happy 3rd birthday to the large boulder the size of a small boulder

[Vanessa Cortez 👓 @vane_cortezz]

Queen. IKDR.

[Skeptic Dan @dan_skeptic]

wE nEeD fEmALe dOcToRs

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

imagine passing her the aux and her playlist harder than yours

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

We're hiring influencers and by that I mean firefighters who influence the forest to no longer be on fire.

[YOU @YouNetflix]

she sure did

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Today I hate everyone ,try me tomorrow.

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

I wonder if they're somehow related?

[Cardi Rie @carierobins_]

I be rotating like a rotisserie chicken in my sleep

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

Police be like “I see clear evidence you’re being harassed and stalked but we can’t do shit until the person actually attempts to kill you so wait for that and if you survive give us a call”

[uwu4woo @uwu4woo]

The thing that ppl who leave their hometown/country may not realize till after some time has passed is that you feel very obligated to visit everyone when you go back home but few to no one visits you in the place you moved to. It gets tiring.