Vanesa Morado

Amazing. That's all you need to know. (Bombarda RP account)

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And now only three more to go.

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Six months tomorrow.

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@thewildecard I'm not a sociopath, pfft.

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@thewildecard Aw, why not? :P I wasn't even trying to scare you.

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@thewildecard Uh... you know, we don't talk often. If we got to know each other a little better, I'm sure you'd understand.

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@thewildecard The last one doesn't even blame me.

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@thewildecard Come on, do you really think I have time for planning murders?

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@thewildecard ..... wait, that isn't what it sounds like.

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@thewildecard Okay, this was the only one.

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@thewildecard I haven't been killing people, I promise.

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@thewildecard I'm just saying what most people are already thinking.

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@thewildecard Er... I mean, you don't really have anything to be concerned about.

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@thewildecard Of course, you have to be. When I did it myself the person didn't end up entirely dead, so now I have to deal with it.

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@thewildecard Please, I don't do my own dirty work.

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@thewildecard About me? No. I thought it was pretty clear you should be worrying about other people.

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I wish these personalized advertisements would calm down with "lose the belly" things. I can't exactly do anything about it right now.

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Adding to the list of people who could mysteriously die without me feeling guilty.

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@Time4Depression @HawaiianTrue Why would you follow a twitter literally called "depressing thoughts"? I don't see how this helps you.

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@SelectProcrast @noworries92299 I don't see how it's entirely different.

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@SelectProcrast @noworries92299 It can't be that hard, I've forgotten about boyfriends before.