god’s favouritest little darling

previously @lsenews & @uniofoxford, currently beautiful & bored

[god’s favouritest little darling @vaneezadotcom]

what do you mean you’re a princess. I’M Princess!!!!!!

[god’s favouritest little darling @vaneezadotcom]

growing up having a loving father is so crazy because it’s genuinely jarring trying to wrap your head around the fact that men can act any other way

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

You are only suppose to have a good time

[god’s favouritest little darling @vaneezadotcom]

@exfootballfan hiii

[god’s favouritest little darling @vaneezadotcom]

may god smite all my coworkers soon inshallah 🧘🏻‍♀️🙏🏼💭❤️

[Vulgar Darling @lanaatyosemite]

When people say “men written by Lana Del Rey” and it’s some twink in a suit…baby this is the aesthetic…this is Off To The Races

[god’s favouritest little darling @vaneezadotcom]

today’s achievement: physically held myself back from saying “can you quickly just tell me really nice things about me right now” mid-conversation

[god’s favouritest little darling @vaneezadotcom]

week where a decade is happening btw

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Remember that most of the people who give authoritative sounding life advice on here are currently living lives so nightmarish you wouldn’t wish them on your worst enemy

[god’s favouritest little darling @vaneezadotcom]

pulling my end of the red string so he trips over it because I’m mad at him

[god’s favouritest little darling @vaneezadotcom]

at the age of six I was using the hell out of my mother’s Victoria’s Secret shimmery lotion (secretly, before running a bath)

[c @qowieueurhfhdjk]

what are you imagining right now

[god’s favouritest little darling @vaneezadotcom]

@exfootballfan too many words to say keep up the good work

[god’s favouritest little darling @vaneezadotcom]

happy LI season which is reminding me of last year when I started a new job and in an effort to make small talk at the Worst Vibed Office in the World (unknowingly) asked the company goon if she was watching love island. I have never seen someone relish saying no like That

[god’s favouritest little darling @vaneezadotcom]

when you’re young beautiful and turnt at work and all the older people lowkey want to kill you 😍

[god’s favouritest little darling @vaneezadotcom]

@zchishtii and they defend it as if it’s redistributed amongst the people that don’t need to pay the tax 😭😭😭

[god’s favouritest little darling @vaneezadotcom]

if you’re not going to grab my leg under the table please do Not ask me out it’s honestly so disrespectful and a waste of both our time

[god’s favouritest little darling @vaneezadotcom]

@FuckedUpYogis and when he says the same thing #whatthen

[god’s favouritest little darling @vaneezadotcom]

laughed out loud at this

[Aakash 🇮🇳🇵🇹 @Aakash___163]

Flatten whole pakistan except her House

[god’s favouritest little darling @vaneezadotcom]

@FuckedUpYogis sorry aap sab apna apna dekh lain

[god’s favouritest little darling @vaneezadotcom]

@FuckedUpYogis