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Fuck all you hoes.

[.vanesa @vanemayonesaaa]

It’s good to be loved, it’s profound to be understood. ❣️

[.vanesa @vanemayonesaaa]

Serena ain’t shit for that 🗣️ lol

[.vanesa @vanemayonesaaa]

@jaclyncosmetics What am I supposed to do once my Luminous Powder finishes? Cause I’m about to crash out! 😭💔

[.vanesa @vanemayonesaaa]

My stepdaughter taught me how to use the dishwasher for the first time and let me tell you…. LIFE CHANGING! 🤯👌🏽

[.vanesa @vanemayonesaaa]

@AmazingJanette

[.vanesa @vanemayonesaaa]

My stupid coffee bar full of coffee stains and chipped paint brings me so many memories. Makes me so sad to get rid of it. 💔 I might just put it in storage, ain’t no way.

[.vanesa @vanemayonesaaa]

How can one piece of furniture make me so fucking emotional to get rid of?! 😭

[.vanesa @vanemayonesaaa]

Should I buy myself a Disney magic key pass? 🥲 I feel like I deserve it. lol

[.vanesa @vanemayonesaaa]

@AmazingJanette By us! 🥰 Well have you go on a date 🤎

[.vanesa @vanemayonesaaa]

My problem is I want Pho all the PHOfucking time 😭

[.vanesa @vanemayonesaaa]

Ho is you mentally ill? 😂

[🧬Maxpein🧬 @maximumpain333]

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[Steph🍊 @stephanyy_marie]

If you’re a woman that voted for trump, I hope your husband/bf gets his mistress pregnant.

[.vanesa @vanemayonesaaa]

Time fucking flew this year. I literally cannot tolerate seeing Christmas shit… like bruh! I’m mentally in March please stop this nonsense!

[.vanesa @vanemayonesaaa]

“Allegedly”

[llorona. @StephanieCueto_]

So in the movie blink twice, it was a movie about Diddy party activities ?

[.vanesa @vanemayonesaaa]

@StephanieCueto_ Fucking same! 😶‍🌫️

[.vanesa @vanemayonesaaa]

No one:

Emmah: Mom guess what we’re learning in school? Fecal transplant.. I hate it. It’s right before lunch too and I cannot eat after, it’s disgusting.

Me: 😦🤢🥴 wtf..

[.vanesa @vanemayonesaaa]

Leo woke up and told me he dreamt that a stranger tried to take him and he couldn’t find our house. He cried as he told me 😭 broke my heart.

[.vanesa @vanemayonesaaa]

First it’s the stupid Hydro flask water bottle, then the Stanley, now this year it’s the goddam Owala! I’m over these expensive water bottle trends. Idk how these kids sucker me into these useless purchases. 😑

[.vanesa @vanemayonesaaa]

@_GodLovesUglyy Queen shit 🫶🏻

[SZA @sza]

I wanna be loved so madly I can’t think I can’t breathe I can’t BE I WANNA BE TRAPPED IN THE EVER DOWNWARD SPIRAL OF HYSTERIA THAT IS LOVE I WANNA DROWN AND SUFFOCATE IN ITTTT AAAAHHHHHHHHH CHOKE ME IN LOVE PLEASE !!!