Vanessa Smith

Walking disaster

[Vanessa Smith @vaness_the_mess]

@TurnerOnAir I would NEVER ghost you

[Vanessa Smith @vaness_the_mess]

Rolling Stone asking the real questions tonight #Oscars

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@HeyBenMcLean @b_grunig Jokes on you, I’m already the president

[Vanessa Smith @vaness_the_mess]

Obviously me… right?????

[Vanessa Smith @vaness_the_mess]

I'm sorry use what?!?!

[Vanessa Smith @vaness_the_mess]

Some guy came up to me and asked if he could buy my dog when she dies so he could practice taxidermy. How rude obviously I have first dibs

[Vanessa Smith @vaness_the_mess]

If my neighbours are going to fight every day during the #pandemic the least they could do is yell louder so I can hear them better

[Vanessa Smith @vaness_the_mess]

Shout out @BryanaLiko for talking me out of cutting my own bangs at least 3 times a day since the pandemic started. But seriously, bangs?✂️

[Turner ! @TurnerOnAir]

Well the week has been a downhill mess since Wednesday

Friday the 13th: hold my beer

[Vanessa Smith @vaness_the_mess]

Sometimes I wonder if I made the right decision getting ordained. Then I get the monthly newsletters #ministervanessa

[Vanessa Smith @vaness_the_mess]

You look away from the internet for 5 minutes and all of a sudden #wwlll is trending

[Travis @Travisearljr]

I'm tempted to actually go out tonight but on the other hand I could not

[Vanessa Smith @vaness_the_mess]

@radiokab It’s delicious

[Vanessa Smith @vaness_the_mess]

Sometimes I think I’m good with money, but then I go out and spend $30 on hummus and question everything

[Vanessa Smith @vaness_the_mess]

@brianpfraser

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@Paramore5eva It would be weird if you didn’t bring a card

[Vanessa Smith @vaness_the_mess]

@Paramore5eva Bring her flowers! Ladies love flowers

[Maija Hoggett @MaijaHoggett]

“I made it the whole day, then you walk in here with your emotions.”

[Vanessa Smith @vaness_the_mess]

@Seanster73 @MaijaHoggett @TurnerOnAir I too am a slob... Maybe I should try to eat it in one bite? Is that even possible?!?!?

[Vanessa Smith @vaness_the_mess]

@MaijaHoggett @TurnerOnAir Eating a smile cookie in three bites isn't something I'm proud of.... BUT I'm going to try and eat it in two bites next time #thatswhatshesaid