Vanessa

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

with a combination. of persistent paw raises. and intense eye contact. i have convinced the human. that they forgot to feed me dinner. why is this impressive you ask? i had my dinner. hours ago

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there is a rumor going around. that i am “desperate for cuddles.” and i wanted to come forward and say. it’s true. i am

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

a hug would HIT right. now.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i may have gotten bigger. but my desire to be held. has remained constant

[Vanessa @vanessaavard]

@rcavard95 @avantnard Why can I only like it once???

[Vanessa @vanessaavard]

So proud of all your hard work. Happy graduation day Banana!!! #ac2019

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

if someone could hold me for a bit. that’d be nice

[Vanessa @vanessaavard]

@rcavard95 @dog_rates Omg I'm not even kidding I was just about to tag you all in this 🤣🤣🤣

[Vanessa @vanessaavard]

A guy ordered 10 BLTs on very large bagels at work and then justified it to me. "I'm a good American. I pay my taxes. And I'm feeling...snacky"

[Vanessa @vanessaavard]

Mom: "What happened to your face?"
Me: *thinking about how I cut my mouth up like the Joker trying to shove whole chips into my mouth knowing they wouldn't fit*
"Uhhhhhh, herpes"

[Vanessa @vanessaavard]

Me: "Alright sir, here's your change!"
Customer *takes the coins and pops them in his mouth*
Me: "...Okay, have a nice day!"
Customer: "muffled mhmm"

[Vanessa @vanessaavard]

Me: Would you like a pickle with your sandwich?
Customer: Only if it's the type that doesn't come from a cucumber. Those pickles taste gross!
Me: ... so no pickle then...

[Vanessa @vanessaavard]

@jimmycaffrey24 Tb to freshman year @_emilyspillane 😂😂😂

[Vanessa @vanessaavard]

Petition to start putting anti-aging cream onto the ground to go back to Pangea. Imagine how CHEAP travel would be....

[Vanessa @vanessaavard]

@WileyyKylie Idk! You've never seen someone speed walk away that fast in your life!

[Vanessa @vanessaavard]

What I SHOULD have said to the customer when I brought them their food: "Enjoy it!"

What I DID say to the customer when I brought them their food: "Eat it!"

[jules @just_snools]

Biggest buzzkill: when you hear what sounds like a dog collar but turns out to just be someone’s keys

[Vanessa @vanessaavard]

I believe mental illness deserves to be treated like any other illness. Do you? #MentalHealthIsHealth

[Hannah Avard @Hannah_Avard]

If I have a glass of wine with my dino nuggets does it make it an adult meal?

[Vanessa @vanessaavard]

@Hannah_Avard ...did you find out?