I can’t wait to tell my kids about the Great Quarantine of 2020 -
“Mommy got a haircut on the black market, bought a house down the street from one of her ex boyfriends, and drank her weight in beer every day.”
I do not need to impulse buy a hedgehog. I do not need to impulse buy a hedgehog. I do not need to impulse buy a hedgehog. I do not need to impulse buy a hedgehog. I do not need to impulse buy a hedgehog.
I saw the most attractive man in the universe while I was fishing today and as I finally worked up the courage to shoot my shot I remembered that I haven’t showered in 3 days and humans aren’t supposed to be within 6 feet of each other :(