I’m about ready to chop my boobs off I swear to god I can’t deal with these stupid sand bags NO MORE. I WANT A BREAST REDUCTION I WILL START A GO FUND ME PAGE
Y’ALL. This shit is revolutionary. Literal WATER but it’s alcoholic. I’m talking no carbonation, no smell. That means no bloated feeling, no way of differentiating it from regular flavored water. BOYYYY when I tell you I’m about to be drunk ALL. THE. TIME. What a time to be alive
I just got home and I’m putting away groceries and I hear Kota choking, so obviously I ran to see if she was okay,,, turns out she was faking it and just wanted a treat!! A swear this dog was a human in a past life 😂
My purse is so messy, that when I was looking for lotion at work to give my coworker and I accidentally pulled out a pre roll I had forgotten about in front of him..... yup that’s my morning🙃 thank God it’s recreational here 👍
*after drinking heavily with some of your closest friends*
my brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
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don’t say it
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me: “I just fucking love y’all so much”