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[Soleil @soleiljolina]

When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

[evil elly @laffodiI]

killing the intrusive thoughts by blinking hard and shaking my head and luckily I don’t think anyone notices

[ariam @_ariammm]

@thee_i_doll @chribdotnet

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

just saw somebody calling patrick star a monitoring spirit??? 😭😭😭😭 hello

[the vibe formerly known as jules @echotrx]

#ChillieOnMinesPlease

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

when my hair is unwashed i feel like killing people

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

the only white person invited to my wedding is justin timberlake so he can perform mirrors and then be promptly escorted off the premises

[steak @communicat1022]

I just ate a crumb of paint from my wall and it tasted really good so I am eating a bigger piece now

[Wesile Snipes @__sugarvenom]

You also realise he was so real for saying this

[miri @eggoslug]

If you don’t lock in this week they’re gonna fucking get you

[˖𓍢ִ໋ ⋆SHY MARIE𖧧🎐🪼 @ITS1SHYMARIE]

My gf said Kurt Cobain died of a possible homicide otp I started screaming and falling to my knees bitch I thought she said KIRKO BANGZ

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

[🍒🍀🥀 @_cherryphobic]

LITERALLY the reason why their litter boxes are actual storage bins bc this is how he shits. If I didn't have tall walls he'd shit on the floor. AND he jumps into the OTHER bin to "cover" it up. He's so fucking stupid.

[samantha @mobilesuitsam]

my twitter

[lez usbourne @SZSPIRIA]

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now

[Agent Dale Cooper @omzs890]

Mexicans be like imagine

[໊ @user0000O0]

what is it called when you can’t take it anymore but you keep taking it

[mock draft enjoyer @capsboybebop]

remember the super bowl where mr peanut fucking died