vanessa

I never look back darling, it distracts from the now - Edna Mode

[David @josedxv005]

no se confundan, no me gusta salir
solo me gusta el abuso de sustancias

[brandon* @brndxix]

me in an amc signature recliner with a large popcorn on a random tuesday

[Tati @teelevelss]

yall hoes was getting free lunch K-12 and wanna vote for Trump. pathetic

[zae @itszaeok]

election day always makes me so sad like we really are surrounded by people at work, at school, and in the grocery stores who are so hateful and don't care about you or your rights like wdym in 2024 trump has over 40 million votes

[Sam @SammySwoosh]

“ It’s only $25 a month and you get to see 3 movies a week for free and then it resets every week. Even if you only see 2 movies a month it’s a steal!”

[vanessa @vanessaiscrazy]

i’m making it a part of my personality to buy totes everywhere i go. it’s only very annoying but i won’t stop. :)

[vanessa @vanessaiscrazy]

me every time i start planning concert trips

[trish @ultragloss]

just found out that a fleetwood mac concert ticket in 1978 cost $8.50…..which is about $39 now with inflation…..to see fleetwood mac in their prime……..dont talk to me

[vanessa @vanessaiscrazy]

this day has me so peeved i needed a fifteen min in my car and a forty five min phone call while shopping.

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

happy Father’s Day to the man who tucked me in and sang me to sleep every night at 10 pm

[not j*ss @itsnotjess123]

wheres shut up and drive…

[vanessa @vanessaiscrazy]

okay but why did agreeing to take this melatonin gummy feel like I was agreeing to take something more illicit?

it’s not even for adults, it’s for kids. 🙃

[vanessa @vanessaiscrazy]

brb about to go shopping the day before xmas eve

[vanessa @vanessaiscrazy]

I love having my plans change for Christmas and having to buy 5 extra gifts. 😀

[vanessa @vanessaiscrazy]

Things my family forgot to bring to their vacation in Mexico from home:
-my sisters shoes (besides the ones she has on)
-my dads fav sunglasses
-my other sisters glasses
-my mom computer charger
-their fucking composure
-me🥺

[vanessa @vanessaiscrazy]

my dad said I look like a chola with my crocs on and now I have so many questions over who he has met to lead him to think that.

[vanessa @vanessaiscrazy]

Update they waited till we were in the car in traffic to start fighting.

[vanessa @vanessaiscrazy]

Not my grown ass parents leaving for a trip and not a single article of clothing is packed. They leave in two hours 🙃

[vanessa @vanessaiscrazy]

They are so unbothered it’s wild. I have never seen them this calm before a flight in my life.

[vanessa @vanessaiscrazy]

I love that as soon as I start talking about how I can’t go out rn I’m saving up for a trip, all of a sudden my car needs a new spark plug and the catalytic converter ain’t converting like it used to. 🙃🙃🙃

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

it’s like yo car gets jealous when you doing good in life