Back on my bull shit

Hola, y’all. Unreliable narrator.

[Back on my bull shit @vanessalee]

Nashville, where we have money for incentive packages for billion dollar businesses and stadiums, but must raise taxes for police, firefighters, and public schools. Can’t we just fully fund public services, then give away what’s left to Amazon and private water parks?

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Today the manager at the West Nashville @Costco, Sydney, was rude because I asked why they allow dogs. There were three in the store today. Here are two. They aren’t even pretending to be service dogs.

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The audacity of the @Titans: terrible management, costing the city millions, and can’t win a fucking game. Get your shit together.

[Vanderbilt Football @VandyFootball]

We see you @natebargatze 👋

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Prezi is a trash website.

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A young person complimented by bag and asked me where I got it. I will now be parting my hair in the middle and wearing wide leg jeans. No questions at this time, thank you.

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I’ve been working on a project for my personal portfolio for the past few weeks, and let me tell you: Wit and Wisdom by @GreatMindsEd has a number of typos.

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I had a dream I lost my TA job because I went to state school in case you wonder what kind of chip is on my shoulder.

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What the heck, Connections.

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I have some nice things to say:
-I lost my AirPods at Starbucks, and they saved them for me!
-The weather is great.
-Blackberries are amazing right now.

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Football really highlights men’s love for BS statistics. “It’s the first time they’ve lost a game following the bye week in 30 games.” 🙄

[Zaynah Bear 🇹🇹 @zaynahbear]

Well then what the hell did Jolene look like????

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I can’t believe @MetroSchools didn’t send out an email acknowledging the storms. Shame on them.

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@CheckOutThisAd I generally like Battle, but she needs to get a grip when it comes to cancelling school. I’m not sure what she’s trying to prove.

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Holy smokes. If a student with an IEP breaks a teacher’s noise, the courts have said that is not a substantial injury?!? And a pocket knife with a blade smaller than 2.5 is not a weapon capable of causing death or serious bodily injury according to IDEA.

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Please allow me to pull one hipster card: I have been a fan of @natebargatze so long that I once saw him perform in the attic of Bongo Java like 15 years ago. There were like 12 people, and Nate killed it.

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My day felt like a Curb Your Enthusiasm-Abbott Elementary crossover, and I can’t say I would recommend.

A kid came to class five minutes early and walked in on me crying and eating a kolache in the dark. That poor kid. So yeah, things are great.

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@BillJanis @NashvilleResist Your tone implies that not voting is a choice that Tennesseans are deliberately opting out of, instead the intended result of GOP policies. People are poor and tired, and voting in TN is cumbersome and difficult by design.

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A Subaru dealership off Trinity Lane?! Well, I’ll be damned.

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I was the only person on the faculty today who knew A.Z. Kelley was and Jesus Christ people.

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@manymuchmoosen Can I blame Joe Rogan in particular? Ha

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Podcasts ruined stand up.