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[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

PLEASE before you offend people, prepare your mind for their choice of retaliation. You are not the only one who’s crazy.

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Decentering men is the best thing you can do, ladies.

Remember, “Barbie has a great day every day, but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him."

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I have no energy to hate. I either love you, wish you well or you’re irrelevant.

[kay🔆 @novusluna]

Me grabbing clothes out the dryer without a basket

[X @Xouy17]

I don't try to be nonchalant, I genuinely do not care about a lot of shit.

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[ashe @ashebytes]

you've gotta be more afraid of wasting your life than embarrassing yourself

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[june 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @transcalcyurist]

Working with kids is such a treat because one kid asked me "are you a boy or a girl? Because boys have mustaches but girls have nail polish" and the boy next to her said with 110% confidence "No but those are the old rules thats not how it is anymore" and it was sweet

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Does anyone else spend the entire movie turning the volume up and down because modern movies have zero sound consistency? 😭

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

Fuck a breakup you ever been addicted to a restaurant that closed down ?😭😭

[bri @bribrisimps]

my brazilian and mexican friends you will always be sexier and have better food so take that in stride

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Hang him

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

i actually think "surface level" friendships are very healthy. not everyone in your life has to be your ride or die. some friends are for the gym. some are for going out. some are just for complaining about work or bureaucracy. when you stop expecting everyone to be your everything, the disappointment disappears. those deep convos and connections are for the 2-3 people closest to you

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[solé @layxsnv]

bro it literally feels like this episode of victorious outside 😭

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

personally? i get so happy when i hear a woman is cheating on a man. we can't always be victims man.😭😭

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

pro tip: send a risky text in the morning to reduce your screen timing

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

They took memory cards from us and then made us pay for storage.