vanessa

people who don’t like Twitter aren’t funny

[maicaronii @maicaronii]

i am feeling the urge to be violent bc purolator is the stupidest delivery service in the world. "attempted delivery" I'M ALWAYS AT HOME?? YOU DIDNT EVEN CALL ME WHAT

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

grade 4 egg drop at a Catholic school

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

funny things I hear kids say, a thread:

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

@FrozenSentoki I did ✊🏻

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

I can't believe the old me didn't like nanaimo bars

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

what was I thinking expecting not to see anyone I know at Metrotown on a weekend 😭 (I look like a rat)

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

I mean they're not wrong... 😗

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

@mathew_ynwa there's still time for an annulment me thinks

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

just got told I'm not beautiful because I have pimples 😭

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

@luliahjuu most relatable tweet ever

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

9 y/o girl I work with: "Truth or dare"
"Do you like... have any friends?"

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

*group of 7 y/o girls*
"Woah how many ear piercings do you have?"
"Ummm yeah... maybe don't get any more..."

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

I'll allow it

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

How many national couples days are there per year????? I swear I see a new celebration post every three weeks

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

9 y/o quiet boy:

"Look what I drew!"

*Shows me drawing of the trouble kids in the class causing havoc and me getting mad at them*

"Do you like it 🙂"

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

The only birthday greeting that matters

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

@YnwaJohn my dad just sent me this too 😂

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

I didn't wear my engagement ring when I got my haircut today because I'm so tired of talking about wedding planning, especially with strangers

I felt so free HAHAHAHA

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

@mathew_ynwa also, there were no pics online, it was suspiciously cheap, duct tape everywhere, and weed & wallet on the coffee table. this was our first viewing so I'm hoping it gets better from here????

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

@mathew_ynwa and I went to an appt viewing in Vancouver and the guy showed us the bedroom and the tenant was sleeping... he said "ya sorry he had a long day, try not to wake him up" UM

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

Who else ironically started calling their s/o "pookie" because of that one tiktok and now it's unironic??? any tips for quitting??? 😭😭😭 i'm embarrassed

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

@kai_leza HAHWHAHAHAHAH I love that

[vanessa @vanessapotusek]

How many national couples days are there per year????? I swear I see a new celebration post every three weeks