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I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. she/her

[V @vanessarriveraa]

@PromoHomoTV grateful to be able to watch the PS pride parade from the comfort of our home! Shoutout to my siblings A and R!

[V @vanessarriveraa]

Excited for this!
Also I pointed out to my brother that you could see me in the audience, and he said this was me. I couldn’t disagree.

[Dropout Presents @dropoutpresents]

🚨Dropout Presents - Adam Conover: Unmedicated launches exclusively on @dropout on Wednesday, Sept. 18th!

Before that, please enjoy our Get Your Act Together behind-the-scenes featurette, following the journey @adamconover took to arrive at his 1st hourlong stand-up special...

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

a nice little cherry on top of everything being bad chaos is that these streaming platforms seem to have unilaterally decided to show ads and still charge us the same amount that we were paying for no ads?? Okay. Fuck you??

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

You’re an adult who lives a busy on-the-go lifestyle and you don’t have a box of uncrustables in your fridge? Grow up

[National Women’s Soccer League @NWSL]

World Cup stickers ⚽️

Retweet if you want some and we may just send you a few ✨🥰👀

#NWSL 
#WePlayHere

[reporting for duty. @nathanlately]

.@IssaRae and I had an Awkward Black Girl moment on the #Barbie carpet. 🤭

[V @vanessarriveraa]

I want to be paid for the 3 minutes it takes for my work computer to turn on so I can clock in on the browser. I’ll compromise by not asking for the 5 minutes if takes for me to summon the energy to get out of my car.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

happy 4/25 to all who celebrate

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

I know Kyrsten Sinema is bisexual but politically she only fucks Democrats.

[V @vanessarriveraa]

Kyrsten Sinema’s official response to Dems having a Senate majority:

[Vanessa Ramos @thatRamosgirl]

Okay but, when it reaches a certain temperature outside, I’m allowed to drink pineapple Jarritos and like no water.

[V @vanessarriveraa]

@itskatriceboo Thank mklinux Kiki iiI’mmii

[V @vanessarriveraa]

@itskatriceboo Ronniikki

[V @vanessarriveraa]

@itskatriceboo

[V @vanessarriveraa]

Did your grandma give you the piece of pineapple upside cake with the cherry or were you not her favorite?

[Bianca Betancourt @ByBiancaBee]

me, as I inch closer and closer to 30:

[V @vanessarriveraa]

When one by one, members of your household start testing positive

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

There is no one I have less in common with than the me who wrote my Facebook statuses circa 2008

[V @vanessarriveraa]

People keeping up with their hotation during the omicron surge: