Per the CBA, the WNBA season can start as early as April 1 and end as late as November 21
I recall the last time Cathy Engelbert spoke on the difficulty of elongating the WNBA season, but if the league intends to play 52 games by 2029, it has to be a priority. The health and longevity of players — most notably CBB players coming off long NCAA seasons — is at stake
People will deadass be like the “WNBA is so unserious” while their favorite league has…
- players who sexually assault massage therapists
- players who punch toddlers hard enough to break their bones
- players who streetrace, then leave the scene of the accident after their teammate dies
- players who invest in fraudulent shopify businesses, only for the fraudulent Shopify guy to wind up dead
- players who street race and don’t kill anyone but still crash
- players who don’t believe in outer space or planets or the heliocentric model.
-players who strangle their girlfriend
-players who strangle their chef
-players who violate protective orders after they strangle their girlfriend
-players who commit robberies and kidnappings
-players who fail to report shootings at car dealerships
-players who have five illegal guns in their vehicle
- players who fly to another city and chase WNBA players and and rear end their cars
- players who try to take guns on planes at LaGuardia Airport
- coaches whose sons commit intoxication manslaughter
- coaches whose sons shoot their mom
- coaches who fuck media members for six years and possibly father children with them, then show up to camp with a goddamn puppy like that makes it ok
- owners who sexually harass and racially target employees
- owners who get hand jobs from sex trafficking victims
- owners who were close friends of Jeffrey Epstein
- owners who help their local diocese to cover decades of sexual abuse of local children
- owners who don’t draft randy moss and fail to win a Super Bowl since 1996
- owners who try to be a fucking GM and micromanage everything and fail to win a super bowl since 1996
People will deadass watch a league that lied about subconcussive hits and CTE for decades. The same league that is currently lying about the connection between CTE and ALS. People will watch a league that owns the media that covers them and tightly controls discourse…
People will watch that shit and then turn around and say the WNBA is “unserious.”
Just admit you hate women.
JUST. ADMIT. YOU. HATE. WOMEN.