Bog Witch Energy | Vanessow

The Crone/The Crone's/Dude | 🖤⬜🟪 | #depressedMillenial | 50% Chance I'm made of Cake | #DND #casualGaming

[Bog Witch Energy | Vanessow @vanessow]

Helpful hint for all those who aren't native to the PNW:

If you don't watch the weather, an old farmer's trick to predicting incoming snow storms is the status of the bananas in your produce section #seattlesnow

Pics from 2019:
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[Bog Witch Energy | Vanessow @vanessow]

I'm out of peanuts, and my new crow friend came to make sure I was still alive. he patiently waited as I threw him so suet nugs.

[Bog Witch Energy | Vanessow @vanessow]

Working outside, let the dog sit on the porch. Cat meows forlornly.

"I want to be outside with youuuux

I put her inescapable harness on and leash her to the umbrella stand. Cat flops around sadly.

"Not like this!"

[Bog Witch Energy | Vanessow @vanessow]

Listening to sexy space pirate audiobooks while working from home, but my folks are spending the week at my house.

[Bog Witch Energy | Vanessow @vanessow]

My favorite alien abduction trope is when they give the abducted's pet a translation implant.

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Made some biblically accurate angels because I forgot I didn't want to decorate angels during the cookie cutter phase.

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This the season to have WAP stuck in your head while your folks are staying over.

[Bog Witch Energy | Vanessow @vanessow]

In traditional holiday spirit, we're fighting over birds it's legal to kill.

Naming random birds from the list, I say "tanager"

My dad looks at me as though I suggested he drown puppies and says "I'm not gonna kill a tanager!"

We stopped fighting to make fun of him for 10 min

[Bog Witch Energy | Vanessow @vanessow]

Being an adult and having your folks stay with you for the holiday is like being a temporary parent of teenagers. Gotta mark my booze containers and manage who's borrowing my car for the night.

[Bog Witch Energy | Vanessow @vanessow]

Discussion topics to keep the family chatter light for the holidays. Watch #Alone
-how long would you stay if you knew you would win the $500k? ...$1mil?
- Would you play if you knew you'd win but would lose a finger or toe?
- Where's the most extreme place you would play?

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@Starbucks When are we getting sugar free psl?

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@looks_last I wish my neighbors would learn that. I am fine with the dogs barking at me when I go outside, but the screeching of their names is like nails on a chalkboard

[Bog Witch Energy | Vanessow @vanessow]

My friends: you need to watch _ insert all the cool new shows coming out -
Me: sounds cool and I value your opinions! I'll put it on the list!
Me turning on the TV: get in, we're rewatching #WhatWeDoInTheShadows

[Chase Anderson, MD, MS (K.C. Ardem) 🦸🏽‍♂️🏳️‍🌈 @ChaseTMAnderson]

Every day in America since 2016: https://t.co/iuk1BnlCyi

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Looking for an album that kinda slaps? Here go.

[Mystery Skulls @MysterySkulls]

New Fischer & Forde album out tonight 🙌

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@SirKatelyn @Diction Is it just me or is that jack white now?

[Mystery Skulls @MysterySkulls]

Check out the new single Lush
https://t.co/GqFTm7Csup
and Follow Fischer & Forde on IG
https://t.co/rktvztFF0s

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@Drakoniques My bf, in IT, told me he only ever win+L and walks away. O.O

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#spoiler Has anyone mentioned that @TribFarcePod is a @DnDPodcast spinoff where husband and wife duo follow the wayward, githyank teenager Bucky as he navigates the rapture?

[Bog Witch Energy | Vanessow @vanessow]

@jmarms #JJHoCaseName A Million to John.