My name is Marlon. You may call me... Marlon 🚫🥋

Master of the electric digeridoo

[My name is Marlon. You may call me... Marlon 🚫🥋 @vanfan75]

@pakman888 @Super70sSports Now let's go get some of that Saturday night beaver

[My name is Marlon. You may call me... Marlon 🚫🥋 @vanfan75]

Aw come on man. As my friend Hoang says, "Dat suck" #Braves

[Mark Feinsand @Feinsand]

Breaking: Jorge Soler has agreed to a three-year deal with the Marlins, per source.

[My name is Marlon. You may call me... Marlon 🚫🥋 @vanfan75]

It's possible for your favorite player to play for a non-favorite team. That was my M.O. for years (Nolan Ryan, then Frank Thomas before FF5). So: go #Braves, yay #MVFree.

It didn't have to be this way, though.

Dammit.

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

For all of the memories.
For everything you have given to Braves Country.

Thank you, @FreddieFreeman5.

[My name is Marlon. You may call me... Marlon 🚫🥋 @vanfan75]

Not denying the logic behind locking Olson up long-term (or AA's wizardry with personnel decisions) but seeing the new guy get real paid while the (not so) old guy gets the shaft makes me ill.

Money ain't everything.

#Braves #MVFree

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

The Atlanta #Braves today signed INF @mattolson21 to an eight-year contract:

[My name is Marlon. You may call me... Marlon 🚫🥋 @vanfan75]

I don't blame Freddie.

I don't blame AA.

I won't trash Olson.

But Liberty Media can go fuck themselves.

#Braves

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

#Braves Acquire INF Matt Olson:

[My name is Marlon. You may call me... Marlon 🚫🥋 @vanfan75]

Dear Alex Anthopolous:

Considering Liberty Media has more money than God, the #Braves can find a few bucks to scrape together and pay Freddie Freeman what he deserves. For as long he deserves.

Make it happen, cap'n.

Your friend,

Me (and the rest of Braves Country)

[My name is Marlon. You may call me... Marlon 🚫🥋 @vanfan75]

Bebes looking good despite the health issues. The Big Head Coach ain't ready for him yet 🥋🐘🏈 #RollTide #BamaFactor

[Rick Karle @RickKarle]

Happy 87th birthday to one of my favorite people.

Former @AlabamaFTBL coach Gene Stallings is enjoying his big day.

Be sure to offer Coach Stallings and his wife Ruth Ann your best!

@UofAlabama

[My name is Marlon. You may call me... Marlon 🚫🥋 @vanfan75]

Rob Manfred should be hung from the Green Monster at Fenway, Handmaid's Tale-style. That is all.

#MLB #MLBPA #MLBLockout

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

What pisses me off is that I know some great Russians and some great Ukrainians. And I’ve had some fucking great nights in both countries. Putin: you are such a cun

[My name is Marlon. You may call me... Marlon 🚫🥋 @vanfan75]

@BravesAmerica This is a spicy take

[My name is Marlon. You may call me... Marlon 🚫🥋 @vanfan75]

He's not the hero we deserve, he's the hero we need #Braves

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

Happy Birthday to a living legend, @BlooperBraves! 🎉

[My name is Marlon. You may call me... Marlon 🚫🥋 @vanfan75]

Have traced the source of all the problems suffered last night by our boys in crimson.

The sub sandwich I ate (half of) during the game, that I ordered from an unnamed grocery store deli, was tasteless af.

It set a tone, and I apologize.

#RollTide #BamaFactor

[My name is Marlon. You may call me... Marlon 🚫🥋 @vanfan75]

So, how's your night going? 😕

At least the Natty stays in the SEC. It just means more, y'know. Congrats to Kirby. He learned from the 🐐--and Nick ain't going out to pasture any time soon. You've been warned, SEC.

#RollTide now and forever.

The road to #19 begins NOW.

[My name is Marlon. You may call me... Marlon 🚫🥋 @vanfan75]

This is the type of game I was expecting back in December #RollTide #BamaFactor #NationalChampionship

[My name is Marlon. You may call me... Marlon 🚫🥋 @vanfan75]

Seeing that craptacular Dr. Pepper ad after watching Williams blow his knee out is proof there is no God #RollTide #BamaFactor #NationalChampionship

[My name is Marlon. You may call me... Marlon 🚫🥋 @vanfan75]

So this is Georgia: Part Deux.

Forget the last time we played them. That doesn't matter. What matters is TONIGHT.

Some of the players on stage might be different from the first act. But no matter who/what/where...

#RollTide now and forever.

#BamaFactor #NationalChampionship

[My name is Marlon. You may call me... Marlon 🚫🥋 @vanfan75]

Gfy 2022. Seriously

[TMZ @TMZ]

Bob Saget has died.
https://t.co/85nMLUQ4zl

[Alabama Athletics @UA_Athletics]

Indy we're coming for YOU🤩

#RollTide

[My name is Marlon. You may call me... Marlon 🚫🥋 @vanfan75]

Raise your hand if your team is playing for a natty #RollTide #BamaFactor #CFBPlayoff #CottonBowlClassic

[My name is Marlon. You may call me... Marlon 🚫🥋 @vanfan75]

Michigan walking into the #OrangeBowl wearing those warmup suits... They look like some half-ass Soviet client state in the parade of nations at the Winter Olympics #RollTide #BamaFactor #CFBPlayoff #CottonBowlClassic