bitchassmf

fuck that gotta do with me?

[bitchassmf @vang_fiona]

what ppl fail to understand about me is that i really am so sexy

[bitchassmf @vang_fiona]

let me tell u how I just chiefed on my bf’s stiizy then started coughing so hard I puked and instinctively caught it in my hands… n this all happened on the COUCH

[bitchassmf @vang_fiona]

Thanks @lanadelrey for spending 8,662 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Wait For Life. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/JrQp8BKn8X

[bitchassmf @vang_fiona]

@hard_jewelry face

[bitchassmf @vang_fiona]

@hard_jewelry my

[bitchassmf @vang_fiona]

“i have an eating disorder” yeah well i order you to eat dis cock! (i am relapsing and this is how i will cope with it)

[bitchassmf @vang_fiona]

my “it is what it is” supply is running extremely low and I am starting to suspect it is not what it is

[Goatstein @MandelaFace]

sorry that 30 kids had to die in 5 seconds again this week. but consider the other side of magazine size restrictions. an italian hunter almost got injured in 2021 because he sucks at aiming and had to reload. he didn't, but what if

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

next nigga to break my heart will get stabbed ❤️

[bitchassmf @vang_fiona]

building an altar for her

[bitchassmf @vang_fiona]

do antipsychotics really work? asking for a hot but insane friend

[bitchassmf @vang_fiona]

bruh you’re telling me all it took was 1 superjoint to make me realize i’ve always wanted to be a veterinarian and that’s what i should do

[bitchassmf @vang_fiona]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary