hannah

26, insufferable, weird mix of jokey and genuine that is actually very difficult to parse. sorry for all the penguins hockey i have incurable posting disease

[hannah @vanghostkid]

just went to rak city and everybody knew you

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[hannah @vanghostkid]

like when i can't figure the likeness out at least the bucket looks like a bucket yk

[hannah @vanghostkid]

why does everyone hate drawing hockey helmets theyre so fun to draw

[girl ray garraty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @joshoconnr4real]

they should make a show about hockey where the players are gay but it's mostly incidental to the plot which is about hockey

[hannah @vanghostkid]

@joshoconnr4real @sidneycrosbunny many are saying this

[hannah @vanghostkid]

@thecuntfather this is my favorite stu moment which led directly to my favorite stu tweet #itwasmybrother

[stuart skinner @ssskipy_74]

If you watch you'll hear that I say I hugged my girlfriend & then my boyfriend. I'm here to say I only have a girlfriend #ItWasMyBrother https://t.co/WuFZNhfGhA

[hannah @vanghostkid]

@crosbyism i saw this earlier and said “what is his problem” out loud at my place of work

[hannah @vanghostkid]

@CR0SBRINI hes so me when i take a mid-cry selfie

[hannah @vanghostkid]

well yes!!!

[Offside News @offsidenewsco]

With 41,570 write-in votes, Evgeni Malkin takes home DILF of the Year. #LetsGoPens

[nhlpens @nhlpens]

Crosby said:

[hannah @vanghostkid]

its anti-italian to imply that egg noodles are pasta like just admit you dont know ball

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

Yous can stop trying to pretend you don't call pasta 'noodles'. The rest of us can see you, you know.

[hannah @vanghostkid]

PHOEBE BRIDGERS?????

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘PRIMETIME’, starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen.

The film follows Chris Hansen as he runs ‘How To Catch A Predator’ where he confronts adult men who think they are meeting minors to have sex.

In theaters later this year.

[hannah @vanghostkid]

i have to get off weather discourse twt oh my god im getting ragebaited every 30 seconds by people who don’t know how insulation works

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Goodnight, Pens fans 🙂‍↕️

[hannah @vanghostkid]

@connoronline_ the way they act like no one’s house has insulation too……….divas let me introduce you to a little thing called r-value

[hannah @vanghostkid]

sorry everyone for geno posting. i mean im not actually and im gonna keep doing it but i need to acknowledge that im doing a lot

[西德尼 克罗斯比 @yuzupilled]

EVGENI MALKIN CONTRACT EXTENSION PARTY!!!!!!!!!