vanessa ✨

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[vanessa ✨ @vangrapes]

His weed? I roll that. His hand? I hold that. His back? I got that. His wife? I am that. My role? I play that. We're happy? They hate that.

[vanessa ✨ @vangrapes]

“What If” writers, if you’re going to give us an 1872 episode, could you ACTUALLY give us the 1872 story??

This would’ve been SO good as a two-parter with both stories included 🫠😩

[jaykay BTS TODAY @warsofhrmone]

not to be American but it’s so wild to me how unified the people of this country have been just in the past month. they band together to protest and impeach a dictator pos and now they’re respecting a mourning period despite the holiday. american self interest wouldn’t allow this

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

You legitimately should feel a little dumb for not knowing what The Odyssey is idc

[vanessa ✨ @vangrapes]

@MonicaPaigeTV thanks for all of the tweets to let us know that you’re clinically fucking insane!!

[vanessa ✨ @vangrapes]

@jgray_allday @yearnlor plus I think after the last few years for her, she’s just sick of always having to feel like she has to sneak around and run and hide. I feel like she’s just in her IDGAF era, and I love it!

[vanessa ✨ @vangrapes]

@Spotify so why did wrapped suck dick this year, huh???

[vanessa ✨ @vangrapes]

@liminalsnake @MrsFrlrnKermit @spacejamkamart Says the guy losing his mind about a word

[vanessa ✨ @vangrapes]

@liminalsnake @spacejamkamart You don’t write *well 🤠
How’s that high IQ that you’re always on about doing? Doesn’t seem too hot.

[vanessa ✨ @vangrapes]

@liminalsnake @spacejamkamart Not a one part of my tried to, bud. Reading comprehension is critical! Just keep your piss-baby feelings about something completely rational to yourself. It’ll be less embarrassing for you that way. 🤠 if you’re gonna be ignorant, at least do us the favor of not doing so loudly.

[vanessa ✨ @vangrapes]

@liminalsnake @spacejamkamart “only my emotions matter to decide facts, no one else’s!!”
You are definitely not objectively right. If a lil word means THAT much to you: w/e, just keep it to yourself & move tf on. No need to be so damn triggered. You’re upset, not bc you’re right, but bc you know that they are

[vanessa ✨ @vangrapes]

@liminalsnake @spacejamkamart idk man, you’re being pretty emotional right now!

[vanessa ✨ @vangrapes]

@jonmchu Can we get color and less glare in part 2 perchance?

[vanessa ✨ @vangrapes]

@CritThinker69 @KazHeatCulture @esjesjesj Not an ounce of critical thinking to be seen from you for miles and miles 😂

[vanessa ✨ @vangrapes]

@RyanWaltersSupt And for kids who aren’t Christian’s or whose family isn’t Christian, because this country has a founding principal of freedom of religion, what should they do? How should they feel?

[vanessa ✨ @vangrapes]

@taylornation13 Pleaaaaaaase say that the folklore socks will get a restock 😫😫 we’ve got JOBS Taylor nation I can’t pop onto the site at 11 AM on a weekday!!!

[m’kaila🫒🧃 @mkailasobLIVion]

this is what yall voted for btw

[vanessa ✨ @vangrapes]

@Emily_Art It took my boy cat a while to come around to the stray female kitten we brought in, but they ended up becoming best friends and are absolutely glued at the hip now! It took a month, but I’m so glad we didn’t give up. It’s worth it to stick it out, if you can’t find anyone!

[vanessa ✨ @vangrapes]

@Anon_Wednesday @torturedfuture @KING0FMYHEARTS @Greg0wen @yarcazyam but she isn’t trying. she literally doesn’t need to do anything. the album would be at #1 without it. please touch grass, it isn’t that deep.

[vanessa ✨ @vangrapes]

@taylornation13 Messing with us ain’t CUTE anymore, y’all