just vanguard things

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where believing in horoscopes is for pagans, but living your life by your enneagram number is strictly expected.
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passing on the legend of movie pass to incoming freshmen.
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@NoahKraus10 ✨brand awareness✨ Noah. Plus Vangurd is just so concerned with your cardiovascular health 😍

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Forget security! This project is about impressing all those Costa Mesa residents heading to City Hall 😍🥰

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relating to your student body by spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on ✨brand awareness✨
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[Grace Flemming @gaflemming]

If the professor doesn’t even have their camera on why do you?????

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spring break in January.
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Renovating all of campus and building an entire student center for your centennial only to have it spoiled by an unchecked global pandemic.
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can’t decide which is worse:
not having the centennial class graduation or having packaged meals for the school year #JustVanguardThings

[k-log @rebrandedcereal]

position opened at my alma mater. “Salary is commensurate with education and experience.”

Should I apply and see if they actually think their education is worth 50k a year?

[Grace Flemming @gaflemming]

🤡🤡 I bought a full pack right before spring break 🤡🤡🤡

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Vanguard: let’s have a commencement cermemony during the second spike of COVID-19 without the full class of 2020 and your family.

Also Vanguard: please be sure to still purchase your cap and gown.

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*checks the lions den to see the latest arguments from staff members who give their unwanted opinions on student affairs #JustVanguardThings

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when SFD uses more scripture through their Christ Is All email than they do in chapel. #JustVanguardThings

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sticking to your “chapel credit petitions are only open the first few weeks of semester” guns in the midst of global pandemic.
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looks like the #wwjd mentality isn’t being applied here.

[Grace Flemming @gaflemming]

If I were Vanguard I would simply give all the students full chapel credit for the semester, rip to SFD but I’m different

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@sophiamiayr You’re in good company. We didn’t even get a bingo and we made it.

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The ultimate #JustVanguardThings bingo.

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wishing your students a nice, stress-free, coronavirus-extended spring break.
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and they’ll still try to find a way to charge $350 for whoever doesn’t meet the 30 credits.

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people posting on the Lion’s Den asking for graduation tickets. #JustVanguardThings