This video is PEAK comedy gold. I felt this in my SOUL. 😂
“Can’t stand these fckn bicyclists” — my brother, you just narrated my morning commute.
He nails it: Grown-ass men in skin-tight neon spandex outfits looking like a pack of radioactive Power Rangers, riding three-wide like it’s the Peloton Championships on a residential road. No one’s handing out medals at the cul-de-sac, Kyle. You’re not transporting a heart for surgery. You’re just expensive, slow-moving road geese with $10k carbon fiber attitudes.
One? Fine. Eight? That’s a tactical formation. That’s how civilizations fall.
I’m honking, I’m crying, I’m in agreement. Save us from the Lycra Legion. He nails every reason I can’t stand the bicycle militia.
Every civilization practiced slavery.
The West was the first to end it - globally.
And we did so on moral grounds.
Students aren’t taught that.
Instead, they’re taught to hate white people and the West.
46 years ago today, Taxi gave us one of the best scenes in sitcom history.
"What Does The Yellow Light Mean?"
@TheRealMarilu is actually stabbing herself with a pencil to stifle herself from laughing.