David Isenberg

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@RYP__ He walks about as well as Trump.

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@RYP__ The original (Lady) SIF:

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@RYP__ Sir, how dare you say such lies about our president? he paints his face ORANGE, not brown.

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@RYP__ So, the Three Stooges never really died? Mazel Tov!

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@RYP__ My eyes, my eyes!!!!!

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@RYP__ Hey Petey, as long as you're in a religious mood, here's a particularly appropriate JEWISH prayer for you:
"Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha’olam, borei p’ri hagafen."
“Blessed are You, Lord our God, Sovereign of the universe, who creates the fruit of the vine.”

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@RYP__ Yep, no egomaniacal showboating here, eh, Cadet Hegsuck?

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@thedailybeast Did I ever mention the time the Navy appointed me Jewish lay leader on my first ship?

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@RYP__ The Catskills? Nothing says being pro-Israel like performing in the Borscht Belt!

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@RYP__ Today my panels generated 19.1KW. I used 17.6KW. And I exported 1.6KW to the grid. You're welcome.

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@RYP__ Well, not to nitpick, but a Russian General would be jumping off a BALCONY. I mean, let's be consistent about this.

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@RYP__ Oops, just realized I was referring to Zuck, not Slim Shady. Same difference though.

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@RYP__ The 3rd class Filipino petty officer in my division on my first ship would have kicked his wannabe MMA ass from bow to stern without breaking a sweat.

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@RYP__ Self-regulation, Mikey? Really? Gee, it works so well for the private military and security industry. Nisour Square anyone?

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@RYP__ Consider who his father is, I'd go with "that stupid."

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@RYP__ תסתום את הפה המזוין והארור שלך, ביבי.

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@RYP__ Shades of B. Clinton; I guess it all depends on what you mean by amateur. Seems to be world class at grifting. Of course he did learn from the best.

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@RYP__ So SOCOM will be changing its name to the Tier 1 Global Command ? Hmm, TOGCOM? Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

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@RYP__ Now THAT is what you call a rictus ("A rictus is a fixed, unnatural grin, grimace, or open-mouthed expression.")

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Erik Prince: Corporate Network, Business Failures & Scandals, September 3, 2026. https://t.co/HoV6UELH9g