a :)

[Claire @clairestrickett]

5 months into her current incarnation, a car ran over Peggy's back right leg and crushed it beyond repair.

5 and a half years later, her favourite pastime is to sit atop the sofa and growl at every single car that passes.

[a :) @vanilagator]

@meredithk200 @FerretPerHour @Pluma_pross the day i brought him home 😭

[a :) @vanilagator]

@meredithk200 @FerretPerHour @Brian_Wycoff just give him some salmon oil, man

[latke @latkedelrey]

adopting and then abandoning a cat because it did normal cat things (needed time to warm up to you, had a bathroom accident, scratched furniture, wanted to play) is sinister behavior and if you do it you will burn in hell for eternity

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

I literally cannot remember my life before I got a cat. What was I even doing??? Sitting peacefully with no one tearing up my couch??? Boring

[a :) @vanilagator]

@Salmons101 amen samkinz

[a :) @vanilagator]

@Salmons101 no

[Von @iamvontay]

I’m done fucking with people harder than they fuck with me.

[𝓓✰ @danielaflorezz_]

My toxic trait is knowing the truth before I ask bc I wanna see how good you lie

[dave wagner @Dbwagner104]

my cat has no responsibilities, but all day he walks around the house from room to room with this utter sense of purpose, as if he has an endless to-do list of tasks no one asked for. just this weird small furry dude going about his little cat errands.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i cannot fuck it we ball for much longer

[𝕭𝖗𝖚𝖏𝖆♡𝕭𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 | Witchy Astrologer @brujabitchh]

It’s a really tough pill to swallow when you’re healing and realize people you love are not in alignment with you anymore. You can just feel the frequency change. It happens gradually. You don’t notice, until one day you do.

[a :) @vanilagator]

@ethan_loveless4 Oh Cece

[kdin @wooperbot]

should i kill myself or have a beer

[Sok-It @javasok]

You don’t drink coffee because it’s “too late” for caffeine and you “need to sleep”? Time isn’t real, grow up

[a :) @vanilagator]

@Salmons101 do your homework

[Joelle LB @joelle_lb]

this is the most hilarious shit I've seen in a while lol gm

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My therapist: and what do we say when we’re sad

Me: add to cart

My therapist: no

[vereena 🪐 @VereenaSayed]

just found out he liked other women before me 😫😫😫 i cant breathe my throat is swelling up