Brennan Whitley

🍻A drink a day keeps the shrink away🍻

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

I hit the boyfriend jackpot big time

[Blondie ⚓️ @GriffithBrandi]

Unpopular opinion: no friends is better than fake friends

[Brennan Whitley @vanilla_bean2]

I keep seeing people tweeting about their tattoo appointments so I would just like to inform everyone that I also have a tattoo appointment for the 14th to add to my sleeve and I am hella stoked😈💉🤘

[David Kurten @davidkurten]

Over the last month I've been called a coon, an Uncle Tom, a house nigger, a house boy and a 'white man' by BLM supporters, because I don't agree with their Marxist aims, and their violence and vandalism. So who's racist?

[Brennan Whitley @vanilla_bean2]

Lol cause you're gunna shut down salons for 3 months but have a press conference on getting your haircut during that. Fucking cunt. Get fucked.

[Archived: Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot @mayorlightfoot]

I don’t need leadership lessons from Donald Trump.

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Has there ever been a lyric more real than “the years start coming and they don’t stop coming”

[Brennan Whitley @vanilla_bean2]

John just spent a week in Florida and said to me "I never thought I would miss Illinous cause I hate this place but you make it all worth it" and WOW. ❤❤❤

[Brennan Whitley @vanilla_bean2]

@bee3614 🤣🤣🤣

[Brennan Whitley @vanilla_bean2]

My double chin is getting really bad

[Brennan Whitley @vanilla_bean2]

@bee3614 🤣🤣 shit I gotta start doing something!!😬🤣

[Brennan Whitley @vanilla_bean2]

Note to self:

Dont ever drink Truelys all night because they were TEAR YOUR INSIDES APART LIKE NO FUCKING OTHER!!😟🤮😰

[Brennan Whitley @vanilla_bean2]

I swear to god🙄🙄

[Brennan Whitley @vanilla_bean2]

It's me and John's 2 year anniversary today🙂

[Brennan Whitley @vanilla_bean2]

I will forever wish I had curly hair😫😔

[Brennan Whitley @vanilla_bean2]

@Hunterchamber19 Hey, I know shit sucks rn, and nothing is going right. But just know I love you, and I'm always here for you anytime you need something. And john is too.💙💙

[Brennan Whitley @vanilla_bean2]

I love hyping other genuine, beautiful souled girls, up. I really do, cause yall deserve it and I love it💕 and I wish I wasn't socially awkward and I could maintain a friendship with you🤣🤣